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 Mar 27 2008, 05:05 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593  |
I had a bet on a football game with my best friend, and he won. I didn't have the money to pay him, so I offered him one night with my girlfriend instead to pay off the debt.
That night I invited him to my house, and the three of us (me, my friend, and my girlfriend) were playing Monopoly. We played for 3 hours until my girlfriend eventually won with the three Hotels she owned on Parkside and Boardwalk. We all were tired and popped in a DVD of Ella Enchanted and watched it. My girlfriend got tired and went upstairs to go to bed. I joined her in a bit, while my friend stayed in the living room watching the DVD. Moments later, while me and my girlfriend were sleeping, I slipped out of the room, and told my friend to wear my clothes and spray my cologne on. He put on my clothes and ran upstairs to my bedroom. He went to bed with her, and they had sex for 2 minutes until she notice that she wasn't being satisfied as she was use to. She looked down at the penetration and noticed his dick was too small than usual. She got suspicious and turned on the table lamp nearby and saw that it wasn't me. |
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Mar 27 2008, 10:04 PM
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 creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
QUOTE my girlfriend eventually won with the three Hotels she owned on Parkside and Boardwalk how can you have 3 hotels on parkplace and boardwalk when u can only have 1 hotel on each? at least make the shit sound real man! |
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Mar 28 2008, 06:44 PM
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 JABBAWOCKEEZfan Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 635,309 |
QUOTE(Heathasm @ Mar 27 2008, 05:04 PM)  how can you have 3 hotels on parkplace and boardwalk when u can only have 1 hotel on each? at least make the shit sound real man! AHAHHAHAHA. wow i love this reply lol. maybe they was playin it wrong lmao. |
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Mar 29 2008, 02:50 AM
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QUOTE(sugarrcube @ Mar 28 2008, 07:44 PM) AHAHHAHAHA. wow i love this reply lol. maybe they was playin it wrong lmao. Holy shit... you look like my ex from back in 10th grade o.O; |
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Mar 29 2008, 02:51 AM
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QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 29 2008, 12:50 AM) Holy shit... you look like my ex from back in 10th grade o.O; wow you had bad taste then. |
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Mar 29 2008, 03:12 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
QUOTE(Tungster @ Mar 29 2008, 03:51 AM) wow you had bad taste then. Yeah? But at least I had the privilege :P |
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Mar 29 2008, 07:16 AM
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QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 29 2008, 04:12 AM) Yeah? But at least I had the privilege :P mann dat the problemm 2 day... ppll thinkk goin afta sum1 uglyy or avveraggee thinkk it priiviiglege.. me ratha waitt 4 sum 8-9 den go afat sum 3-4... yaa here...? 
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Mar 30 2008, 01:57 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 29 2008, 08:16 AM) mann dat the problemm 2 day... ppll thinkk goin afta sum1 uglyy or avveraggee thinkk it priiviiglege.. me ratha waitt 4 sum 8-9 den go afat sum 3-4... yaa here...? Just be cocky, confident, and clean cut. You'll pull 8-10s all day. |
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Mar 30 2008, 08:23 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 30 2008, 02:57 AM) Just be cocky, confident, and clean cut. You'll pull 8-10s all day. .... readdd me postt againn nub... 
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Mar 30 2008, 11:21 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
QUOTE(PrIncEoFSeXaPpeAL @ Mar 30 2008, 09:23 AM) .... readdd me postt againn nub... This is bnox or that other kid that types like bnox with the weird long user name. Someone for the love of God check the IP and ban! If not, this person has gotta stop typin like this... I can't understand anything 
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Mar 30 2008, 11:29 AM
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QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 30 2008, 11:21 AM) This is bnox or that other kid that types like bnox with the weird long user name. Someone for the love of God check the IP and ban! It's possible to change your username, dumbass.If not, this person has gotta stop typin like this... I can't understand anything |
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Mar 30 2008, 12:53 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
QUOTE(Spencer @ Mar 30 2008, 12:29 PM) It's possible to change your username, dumbass. Obviously if you weren't suckin so much cock and didn't have a pair of hairy nuts in front of your vision at all times, you'd realize there's like 3-4 retards who all type the same as Bnox and are all current users... cock sucker. |
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Mar 30 2008, 05:06 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 30 2008, 12:53 PM) Obviously if you weren't suckin so much cock and didn't have a pair of hairy nuts in front of your vision at all times, you'd realize there's like 3-4 retards who all type the same as Bnox and are all current users... cock sucker. Wow, and to believe you when you said you were above us. Your insults are the worst and far from factual. How you come up with some of this sometimes makes me question you. If you'd take the time to actually do something, you'd realize there's only 2, maybe 3. One is nqiyser which is now some princeoffagland and be-faithful who is probably b-nox.
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Mar 30 2008, 05:08 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
QUOTE(Spencer @ Mar 30 2008, 06:06 PM) Wow, and to believe you when you said you were above us. Your insults are the worst and far from factual. How you come up with some of this sometimes makes me question you. If you'd take the time to actually do something, you'd realize there's only 2, maybe 3. One is nqiyser which is now some princeoffagland and be-faithful who is probably b-nox. Ha!
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