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Nipple Rings Cause Airport Security Issue, nipple rings = dangerous weapons?
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post Mar 28 2008, 12:18 PM
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A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation.

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Now how in the hell does a nipple ring pose a threat to flight security? A nipple ring is NOT going to explode the airplane. Unless, of course, her nipples rings were cleverly disguised grenade pins. Because that doesn't sound at all ridiculous.

Coincidentally, I fly to Costa Rica tommorrow morning. It reads that you can opt for a pat-down. Awesome, I've never been fondled by an officer. But they get so much as a tweezer close to me let alone some damn pliers and I may have to activate these deadly weapons and swing a titty and knock somebody out with my iron steel nipples.
 
 
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post Mar 29 2008, 10:03 AM
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This story reminds me of how one of my friend's friends got hit by a car and she had nipple rings so they couldn't use that clear thing and they had to cut off her nipples cause they couldn't unscrew them. pinch.gif But, I mean, the female security could've checked her if she didn't want guys doing it but noooo they had to go all hardcore.
 

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