OMG. I AM LYK SO ... Options

[absinthe]

So I went to this party last weekend with a friend a don't particularly like.

Sad? Yes.

But anyway, it was a nice party. I was having fun. She was having fun. WE were having fun.

Until she got drunk.

She, apparently felt the need to shout at unusually loud levels:

(Loud, as in "Holy f**kshits! I think the dead guy that's been wallowing in that corner for a couple hours just twitched!" loud.)

"OH MAI GAHD. I'M LYK, SO f**kEN DRUNK, AND HIGH ANISHA! WTF MANG!"

Now I'm okay with the occasional, "Oh shit. I'm f**king drunk/high."

But this? This was f**king bullshit repeated.

I felt like carting her underage, illegal activity tampering ass to the nearest sheriffs station, kicking her out of my car, and watching their reaction to her repeated proclamations.

So in conclusion,

What I'm trying to say here,

is that I truly hate obnoxious, ungraceful, clingy, loud, and stupid drunk/high people.

[*paperplane*]

I know but but... females are either really happy and loud, pissed off and bitchy, or emotional and winy. Men are just really happy and loud or just plain out pissed the f**k off and most likely startin trouble lol.

Bullshit, drunk men are way more obnoxious.

Meanwhile, I'd forgotten just how much I hate drunk people when sober. Bahhhh.