Nipple Rings Cause Airport Security Issue, nipple rings = dangerous weapons? Options

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A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation.

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Now how in the hell does a nipple ring pose a threat to flight security? A nipple ring is NOT going to explode the airplane. Unless, of course, her nipples rings were cleverly disguised grenade pins. Because that doesn't sound at all ridiculous.

Coincidentally, I fly to Costa Rica tommorrow morning. It reads that you can opt for a pat-down. Awesome, I've never been fondled by an officer. But they get so much as a tweezer close to me let alone some damn pliers and I may have to activate these deadly weapons and swing a titty and knock somebody out with my iron steel nipples.