OMG. I AM LYK SO ... Options

[absinthe]

So I went to this party last weekend with a friend a don't particularly like.

Sad? Yes.

But anyway, it was a nice party. I was having fun. She was having fun. WE were having fun.

Until she got drunk.

She, apparently felt the need to shout at unusually loud levels:

(Loud, as in "Holy f**kshits! I think the dead guy that's been wallowing in that corner for a couple hours just twitched!" loud.)

"OH MAI GAHD. I'M LYK, SO f**kEN DRUNK, AND HIGH ANISHA! WTF MANG!"

Now I'm okay with the occasional, "Oh shit. I'm f**king drunk/high."

But this? This was f**king bullshit repeated.

I felt like carting her underage, illegal activity tampering ass to the nearest sheriffs station, kicking her out of my car, and watching their reaction to her repeated proclamations.

So in conclusion,

What I'm trying to say here,

is that I truly hate obnoxious, ungraceful, clingy, loud, and stupid drunk/high people.

[aaayotiffany]

oh dangg.
i've never drank to the extent where i don't know whats going on. i don't think i've ever gotten drunk period. i've taken a couple drinks, two or three cups. but never to the point where i can say 'i'm drunk.'
i've seen PLENTY of friends do that and it bothers me so much. not only do i feel bad not taking care of them, but its embarrassing. seriously. and its really annoying.
especially once my best friend did it and her habit is constantly throwing herself on the ground calling for me [she calls me ling ling] - "LING LING! WHERE'S MY LING LING!? I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY LING LING!!...LING LING, I DON'T WANNA GO HOMEE!"
and its like what the hell. *sighs* she doesn't drink like that anymore, but it was a horrible experience...
for me.

I also hate when people the next day are like "OMG! I WAS SOOOO DRUNK LAST NIGHT!" That's just dumb.

i agree. i don't think getting drunk is something to brag about. its not a pleasant sight for a lot of people.