OMG. I AM LYK SO ... Options

[absinthe]

So I went to this party last weekend with a friend a don't particularly like.

Sad? Yes.

But anyway, it was a nice party. I was having fun. She was having fun. WE were having fun.

Until she got drunk.

She, apparently felt the need to shout at unusually loud levels:

(Loud, as in "Holy f**kshits! I think the dead guy that's been wallowing in that corner for a couple hours just twitched!" loud.)

"OH MAI GAHD. I'M LYK, SO f**kEN DRUNK, AND HIGH ANISHA! WTF MANG!"

Now I'm okay with the occasional, "Oh shit. I'm f**king drunk/high."

But this? This was f**king bullshit repeated.

I felt like carting her underage, illegal activity tampering ass to the nearest sheriffs station, kicking her out of my car, and watching their reaction to her repeated proclamations.

So in conclusion,

What I'm trying to say here,

is that I truly hate obnoxious, ungraceful, clingy, loud, and stupid drunk/high people.

[Sumiaki]

I hate people like that. Some people just do it despite them being drunk, like it's all an act. Yes I get it, you're so wasted. Good job. I have noticed that it's mostly females that happen to say such things after having like one beer... Not saying that ALL or most females do such things.