OMG. I AM LYK SO ... Options

[absinthe]

So I went to this party last weekend with a friend a don't particularly like.

Sad? Yes.

But anyway, it was a nice party. I was having fun. She was having fun. WE were having fun.

Until she got drunk.

She, apparently felt the need to shout at unusually loud levels:

(Loud, as in "Holy f**kshits! I think the dead guy that's been wallowing in that corner for a couple hours just twitched!" loud.)

"OH MAI GAHD. I'M LYK, SO f**kEN DRUNK, AND HIGH ANISHA! WTF MANG!"

Now I'm okay with the occasional, "Oh shit. I'm f**king drunk/high."

But this? This was f**king bullshit repeated.

I felt like carting her underage, illegal activity tampering ass to the nearest sheriffs station, kicking her out of my car, and watching their reaction to her repeated proclamations.

So in conclusion,

What I'm trying to say here,

is that I truly hate obnoxious, ungraceful, clingy, loud, and stupid drunk/high people.

[illriginal]

I become too aware and start to analyze things negatively. Thus is why I don't drink, causes too many problems.

[Tung]

I become too aware and start to analyze things negatively. Thus is why I don't drink, causes too many problems.

Also, since you're trying to keep in shape with that body you probably don't drink right? I hate beer bellies, especially skinny girls, with incredibly big stomachs. It looks disgusting, total turnoff.

[illriginal]

Also, since you're trying to keep in shape with that body you probably don't drink right? I hate beer bellies, especially skinny girls, with incredibly big stomachs. It looks disgusting, total turnoff.

Beer bellies are only caused when you over eat, specially when you're drunk and your body's defense mechanism starts to beg for food in order to sober up. Technically speaking, beer alone is a lot more healthier than most fruit juices. They have barely any calories and they consist of electrolytes which is good for hydration. If you ever hit the bar/clubs you'll see some big guys drinkin heavy as hell and wonder how the hell is that possible. Till you do the research and realize beer is good lol