OMG. I AM LYK SO ... Options

[absinthe]

So I went to this party last weekend with a friend a don't particularly like.

Sad? Yes.

But anyway, it was a nice party. I was having fun. She was having fun. WE were having fun.

Until she got drunk.

She, apparently felt the need to shout at unusually loud levels:

(Loud, as in "Holy f**kshits! I think the dead guy that's been wallowing in that corner for a couple hours just twitched!" loud.)

"OH MAI GAHD. I'M LYK, SO f**kEN DRUNK, AND HIGH ANISHA! WTF MANG!"

Now I'm okay with the occasional, "Oh shit. I'm f**king drunk/high."

But this? This was f**king bullshit repeated.

I felt like carting her underage, illegal activity tampering ass to the nearest sheriffs station, kicking her out of my car, and watching their reaction to her repeated proclamations.

So in conclusion,

What I'm trying to say here,

is that I truly hate obnoxious, ungraceful, clingy, loud, and stupid drunk/high people.

[Tung]

So I went to this party last weekend with a friend a don't particularly like.

If you don't like her, why do you call her a friend?

Really, what's the point of drinking if you're going to be like that? It can't possibly be any fun.

Well I guess, there are all types of drunks. The angry drunk, the emo drunk, the crazy-loud drunk, etc. You don't exactly know how you will act once you are drunk until the next morning when you see pictures or your friends at the party tell you about it. Everyone reacts differently to alcohol.