OMG. I AM LYK SO ... Options

[absinthe]

So I went to this party last weekend with a friend a don't particularly like.

Sad? Yes.

But anyway, it was a nice party. I was having fun. She was having fun. WE were having fun.

Until she got drunk.

She, apparently felt the need to shout at unusually loud levels:

(Loud, as in "Holy f**kshits! I think the dead guy that's been wallowing in that corner for a couple hours just twitched!" loud.)

"OH MAI GAHD. I'M LYK, SO f**kEN DRUNK, AND HIGH ANISHA! WTF MANG!"

Now I'm okay with the occasional, "Oh shit. I'm f**king drunk/high."

But this? This was f**king bullshit repeated.

I felt like carting her underage, illegal activity tampering ass to the nearest sheriffs station, kicking her out of my car, and watching their reaction to her repeated proclamations.

So in conclusion,

What I'm trying to say here,

is that I truly hate obnoxious, ungraceful, clingy, loud, and stupid drunk/high people.

[*paperplane*]

I live in the south, and I'd say the same as Anisha.

What is with your constant sexism? f**king hell.

[illriginal]

I live in the south, and I'd say the same as Anisha.

What is with your constant sexism? f**king hell.

Kentucky doesn't count.

I'm just sayin, you shouldn't go about your life not giving a f**k and having that attitude, you're gonna cross the wrong person. It's quite laughable that a female which at most times weigh between 90-130lbs would have the personality/attitude of some gangster or a human who's had a hard life.


So all in all, I dislike stupid bitches who act like they can hold some shit, specially when they're drunk and obliviously loud and obnoxious.

Shouldn't you be in class anyways?