OMG. I AM LYK SO ... Options

[absinthe]

So I went to this party last weekend with a friend a don't particularly like.

Sad? Yes.

But anyway, it was a nice party. I was having fun. She was having fun. WE were having fun.

Until she got drunk.

She, apparently felt the need to shout at unusually loud levels:

(Loud, as in "Holy f**kshits! I think the dead guy that's been wallowing in that corner for a couple hours just twitched!" loud.)

"OH MAI GAHD. I'M LYK, SO f**kEN DRUNK, AND HIGH ANISHA! WTF MANG!"

Now I'm okay with the occasional, "Oh shit. I'm f**king drunk/high."

But this? This was f**king bullshit repeated.

I felt like carting her underage, illegal activity tampering ass to the nearest sheriffs station, kicking her out of my car, and watching their reaction to her repeated proclamations.

So in conclusion,

What I'm trying to say here,

is that I truly hate obnoxious, ungraceful, clingy, loud, and stupid drunk/high people.

[Melissa]

Agree.

Except maybe for the clingy part. Sometimes, when I'm really drunk, I need to hold on to someone to stay steady.

Obnoxious drunks are also a million times more annoying when you're not as drunk as them or sober. I was riding up the elevator the other day when five girls entered and they were stumbling around then decided it'd be a great idea to sing Phantom of the Opera at the top of their freaking lungs.

I usually just... laugh a lot when I'm drunk.

[*paperplane*]

Agree.

Except maybe for the clingy part. Sometimes, when I'm really drunk, I need to hold on to someone to stay steady.

Obnoxious drunks are also a million times more annoying when you're not as drunk as them or sober. I was riding up the elevator the other day when five girls entered and they were stumbling around then decided it'd be a great idea to sing Phantom of the Opera at the top of their freaking lungs.

I usually just... laugh a lot when I'm drunk.

The last time I drank I didn't need to hold on to people to stay steady, but just inexplicably felt like grabbing on to them.

I'm certainly louder when I'm drunk, but it's mostly noticable because I'm not very loud to begin with. I also tend to apologize to sober people.

I really just hate angry drunks. Or, like, all of them when I'm sober.