OMG. I AM LYK SO ... Options

[absinthe]

So I went to this party last weekend with a friend a don't particularly like.

Sad? Yes.

But anyway, it was a nice party. I was having fun. She was having fun. WE were having fun.

Until she got drunk.

She, apparently felt the need to shout at unusually loud levels:

(Loud, as in "Holy f**kshits! I think the dead guy that's been wallowing in that corner for a couple hours just twitched!" loud.)

"OH MAI GAHD. I'M LYK, SO f**kEN DRUNK, AND HIGH ANISHA! WTF MANG!"

Now I'm okay with the occasional, "Oh shit. I'm f**king drunk/high."

But this? This was f**king bullshit repeated.

I felt like carting her underage, illegal activity tampering ass to the nearest sheriffs station, kicking her out of my car, and watching their reaction to her repeated proclamations.

So in conclusion,

What I'm trying to say here,

is that I truly hate obnoxious, ungraceful, clingy, loud, and stupid drunk/high people.

[Reidar]

Once again, I can relate. I've never had a drink, but if I ever were rip-roaring drunk, I'd probably discover a universal cure for cancerous ailments while reciting the Declaration of Independence backwards in Old English prose. I can barely muster the strength to suppress my brain when I'm sober, so who knows what inhibitions I would lose under the influence. "Radiant intensity observed from a Lambertian surface is directly proportional to the cosine of the angle θ between the observer's line of sight and the surface normal! *HICCUP*" I wouldn't know what quadratic formula I went to bed with the night before until I lifted up my pillow and checked the paper.

Behold, for I, too, am hip. Will you accept me into your herd, fellow adolescent?