Sex Euphemisms, in books |
 Mar 14 2008, 01:55 AM
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What's the best euphemism for sex you've ever read in a book (any book! class book, romance novels, etc)?
We're reading Boccoccio's The Decameron in our Lit Hum class - it's basically a collection of short stories that ten people tell within a ten day period and most of them revolve around sex, it's pretty awesome. There's this one story where a priest (of some sort) is trying to get this girl into bed without outwardly saying "hey, lets have sex" and it pretty much goes down like this: Priest: you know, if you really want to service god, you should put the devil to hell. Girl: how do I do that, father? Priest: Well, follow my example. *takes off clothes* Girl: *takes of clothes and points at Priest* What is that which sticks out in front of your body in which I do not possess!! Priest: That's the Devil! But you know what? *points at girl* You have a Hell! Girl: OMG Priest: We must put the devil in hell! And thus proceeds to sex her and successfully put the devil in hell many times. Yeah, good stuff. |
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Mar 14 2008, 12:12 PM
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Cue Tamacracker's rant on the degradation of America.
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Mar 14 2008, 04:42 PM
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QUOTE(S-Majere @ Mar 14 2008, 01:12 PM)  Cue Tamacracker's rant on the degradation of America. Glad to know every time my presence is known that I stand for the fall of America's immoral youth.. and apparently their blasphemous education too o.O;  Sorry for the off-topic :P I'd definitely get a copy of this book to show off to all my friends the mockery of priests, would be a good laugh. |
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heartquasm Sex Euphemisms Mar 14 2008, 01:55 AM
stephinika Hahahaha, are you serious? Thats just hilarious. Mar 14 2008, 02:30 AM JokeInsideJoke QUOTE(heartquasm @ Mar 14 2008, 02:55 AM)... Mar 14 2008, 09:35 AM Tamacracker QUOTE(heartquasm @ Mar 14 2008, 02:55 AM)... Mar 14 2008, 10:17 AM heartquasm ^ Well, the class studies humanities based on lite... Mar 14 2008, 12:04 PM MichelleYue Dang, I gotta pick this book up. Mar 14 2008, 01:12 PM
chocokissez QUOTE(MichelleYue @ Mar 14 2008, 01:12 PM... Mar 14 2008, 04:31 PM freeflow That's one way to put it. Mar 14 2008, 04:26 PM SilentLaugh QUOTE(heartquasm @ Mar 14 2008, 02:55 AM)... Mar 14 2008, 05:02 PM ArjunaCapulong What the heck?
So if I wanted to try to hit on a ... Mar 14 2008, 07:40 PM heartquasm QUOTE(ArjunaCapulong @ Mar 14 2008, 08:40... Apr 11 2008, 07:17 PM doiink sometimes books are so subtle that I don't eve... May 13 2008, 06:30 PM heartquasm QUOTE(doiink @ May 13 2008, 07:30 PM) som... May 15 2008, 01:52 AM superstitious The works of Shakespeare are of full of them.
Som... May 13 2008, 08:16 PM Insurmountable hahaha, thats to good. I'm going to have to go... May 13 2008, 08:21 PM |
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