Sex Euphemisms, in books Options

[Melissa]

What's the best euphemism for sex you've ever read in a book (any book! class book, romance novels, etc)?

We're reading Boccoccio's The Decameron in our Lit Hum class - it's basically a collection of short stories that ten people tell within a ten day period and most of them revolve around sex, it's pretty awesome.

There's this one story where a priest (of some sort) is trying to get this girl into bed without outwardly saying "hey, lets have sex" and it pretty much goes down like this:

Priest: you know, if you really want to service god, you should put the devil to hell.

Girl: how do I do that, father?

Priest: Well, follow my example. *takes off clothes*

Girl: *takes of clothes and points at Priest* What is that which sticks out in front of your body in which I do not possess!!

Priest: That's the Devil! But you know what? *points at girl* You have a Hell!

Girl: OMG

Priest: We must put the devil in hell!

And thus proceeds to sex her and successfully put the devil in hell many times.

Yeah, good stuff.

[Melissa]

^ Well, the class studies humanities based on literature through the years (mainly western literature, in our case), so it's not so much that we study the "sex" part of our readings, but more about what that says about society and how its progressed since the last work we've read.