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 Mar 14 2008, 12:08 AM
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 hes the reason i smile.. <3  Group: Member Posts: 104 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 158,486  |
crazii sex stories.. i wanna hear what kind of stories are out there. lol
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Mar 14 2008, 12:24 AM
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 Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
When I was about 12, there were two beetles doing it on my front porch, so I ran inside for my badass Gorzak the Destroyer costume from Halloween, and came back, wearing it. I presided over the humping arthropods and proclaimed, in the deepest voice I could muster, "Your frivolous lives mean nothing to me. With one fell swoop, I can take away what can never be returned. Procreation is a submission to mortal weakness. The punishment is OBLIVION." Then, I smashed them with my fist. It was the most satisfying moment of my life.
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