Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
 Jun 26 2005, 04:59 PM
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 L!ckitySplit  Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329  |
ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: my mom walks in my room.  mom: Evan,Take out the-  me:  mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs: Dad: what!? Me: what! NO MOM! i was-mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it  me: omg omg omg Dad: what are u talkin about!? Mom: u know! Dad:oh! Evan! (i walk down the stairs) me:  yes dad?dad: Evan u see this ( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off) dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom? me: something....bad?  dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something. me:oh dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges, and i can give u advice on how to control them. me: okay i understand, and i walked away. :practically ran:that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life. i still am mad at my mom about that. 
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Mar 13 2008, 07:38 PM
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 Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex.
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L!ckitySplit Birds and the bees Jun 26 2005, 04:59 PM
leifiram QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 26 2005, 4:59 PM... Jun 26 2005, 05:01 PM x____duckii Oh, wow. I'm sorry. That must've been emba... Jun 26 2005, 05:01 PM L!ckitySplit ^ the sex talk with ur parents duh Jun 26 2005, 05:02 PM
x____duckii QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 26 2005, 6:02 PM... Jun 26 2005, 05:53 PM ocpimple No, they never talked to me about it.
I guess they... Jun 26 2005, 05:03 PM Miss Criss No. My parents never did it. I honestly don't ... Jun 26 2005, 05:05 PM SilentLaugh QUOTE(Miss Criss @ Jun 26 2005, 06:05 PM)... Mar 15 2008, 09:01 PM Janolam Yeah. Why is it even called the birds and the bees... Jun 26 2005, 05:33 PM one_and_only yea my mom took me on this lil weekend vacation an... Aug 17 2006, 08:00 PM xcaitlinx there are a lot of topics on this already. use the... Jun 26 2005, 05:40 PM Paradox of Life QUOTE(caytexo @ Jun 26 2005, 4:40 PM)there ar... Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM L!ckitySplit QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Jun 26 2005, 6:59 PM)Yeah, bu... Jun 26 2005, 06:24 PM L!ckitySplit sry wasnt tryin to give attitude that was the play... Jun 26 2005, 05:57 PM jooleeah There are many topics on this =/
My parents never... Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM x____duckii ^x3 Oh, it's okay. I thought that you were sin... Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM lolita kitty one time when i was 12, we were driving home from ... Jun 26 2005, 07:06 PM sp3nca never had it. some are fast learners :] and dont n... Jun 26 2005, 07:12 PM doork QUOTE(sp3nca @ Jun 26 2005, 7:12 PM) neve... Aug 30 2006, 07:41 PM CrazayChristian I know this was a problem*snork* and you seemed to... Jun 26 2005, 07:28 PM L!ckitySplit lol stop laughing at me Jun 26 2005, 07:39 PM CrazayChristian It's a compliment . I have embraced your life ... Jun 26 2005, 07:43 PM L!ckitySplit glad to have affected ur life in a positive manner... Jun 26 2005, 07:58 PM CrazayChristian She prolly did never know.
Imagine you doing t... Jun 26 2005, 07:59 PM lilliannnn HAHA! Yeah, I get it all the time. Everytime I... Jun 26 2005, 08:01 PM dreamerOi nope never got the talk. i think i gave my parents... Jun 26 2005, 08:21 PM xbr0kensmil3 my parents never gave me this talk. i had to find ... Jun 26 2005, 08:24 PM iNyCxShoRT Oh man, that must suck. I hate it when parents don... Jun 26 2005, 08:26 PM helllla jankyyyy Hahahahha. That's funny =X Jun 26 2005, 08:31 PM stephinika hahaha oh man...that sucks. lol but yeah i had tha... Jun 26 2005, 08:33 PM jeSs1cA i never got it from the parents.. i got it from th... Jun 26 2005, 08:36 PM angel-roh ROFL THAT'S SO FUNNY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... Jun 27 2005, 05:39 PM ROARxD they dont talk about sexual stuff. but they talk a... Jun 27 2005, 07:39 PM william erm, that was an interesting story. thank god noth... Jun 27 2005, 09:35 PM sk8ter4life750 Haha I feel almost sorry for you. :-P Jun 27 2005, 10:14 PM TwistMe My parents never gave me that talk. (Thank goodnes... Jun 27 2005, 10:21 PM freshxsmiles ehh. how gay, don't you parents knock on the d... Jun 27 2005, 10:26 PM xnofearx Wow, very interesting, a pretty bad experience I s... Jun 27 2005, 10:30 PM WhiteLotus* My Mom just told me what sex was. I never learned ... Jun 27 2005, 11:19 PM toodlepops. I hate that talk when i was like, 10.
That was we... Jun 28 2005, 01:46 AM EAST0AKLAND9800 I've never had 'the talk' before. Jun 28 2005, 05:12 AM yycleo Oww. I'm sorry to hear that. That must be very... Jun 28 2005, 06:09 AM Ballpointpencil My mom gave me the talk when I was in pre-school. ... Jun 28 2005, 07:04 AM mai_z ooh dear. Yea my parents have never given me ... Jun 28 2005, 12:38 PM JlIaTMK Hrm, no.
My parents are too jesterly to talk abou... Jun 28 2005, 03:00 PM xsweetxcandyx mine just say
boys are bad and talking to them wil... Jun 28 2005, 03:28 PM Spiritual Winged Aura Parents are bitch
They're stubborn
They think ... Jun 28 2005, 03:42 PM [Scr3amin][Horror] Poor yoh
Mai parent ever gav mee tht alk b4 luc... Jun 28 2005, 05:53 PM eli5e ...hahah .. nice
thats ..yeah ..embarassing for y... Jun 28 2005, 07:55 PM oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo my parents just know I know. hahahaha Aug 3 2006, 12:34 PM n_Oodles lol..your story made me laugh. Aug 13 2006, 10:34 PM dinoooRAWR never had it the talk yet =P Aug 17 2006, 11:43 PM This Confession Haha, no.
I just kind of figure it out on my own,... Aug 20 2006, 09:33 AM xlilaznchickx wow..haha funny ...my parents never gave me that ... Aug 23 2006, 11:23 PM gles_so_def My parents never gave me that talk. I just figured... Aug 29 2006, 10:34 PM xxbrokenxx. lol wow, ok hmm that would be so like embarrasing ... Aug 30 2006, 07:09 PM femme_fatale4160 My dad gave me the talk, which would have been bad... Aug 30 2006, 07:15 PM xxbrokenxx. QUOTE(femme_fatale4160 @ Aug 30 2006, 5:1... Aug 30 2006, 07:31 PM LoveToMySilas I just felt I had to bump this topic because some ... Mar 13 2008, 07:34 PM agiri QUOTE(Reidar @ Mar 13 2008, 04:38 PM) I r... Mar 13 2008, 07:39 PM shalalalasusan hahahahaha. My parents gave my elementary school ... Mar 15 2008, 08:55 PM chocokissez Lolol.
i dont need it i have perverted friends and... Mar 15 2008, 09:27 PM austinoutloud Can someone please enlighten me with why, exactly ... Mar 15 2008, 10:08 PM maggiemayyy QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 15 2008, 08:08 ... Mar 15 2008, 11:52 PM yrrnotelekktric QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 15 2008, 08:08 ... Mar 18 2008, 07:17 PM fosheezy hahaha.
that's a funny story,
& i've n... Mar 17 2008, 01:48 AM LoveToMySilas My science teacher told me people like to have sex... Mar 18 2008, 07:03 PM danceeNAKED um, i never got the talk but i was asked at least ... Mar 18 2008, 07:07 PM maggiemayyy oh yeah, it was:
"Birds do it, bees do it
Eve... Mar 18 2008, 10:56 PM MaJanoPiano I ALMOST got the talk yesterday...
me:*Sitting d... Jul 28 2008, 02:57 AM AsH-lYnn haven't had the "Talk" don't thi... Jul 28 2008, 06:53 PM nikx618 LMFAO. that is embarrassing as hell. ouch. haha. ... Jul 28 2008, 06:56 PM |
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