Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
Jun 26 2005, 04:59 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: my mom walks in my room. mom: Evan,Take out the- me: mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs: Dad: what!? Me: what! NO MOM! i was- mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it me: omg omg omg Dad: what are u talkin about!? Mom: u know! Dad:oh! Evan! (i walk down the stairs) me: yes dad? dad: Evan u see this ( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off) dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom? me: something....bad? dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something. me:oh dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges, and i can give u advice on how to control them. me: okay i understand, and i walked away. :practically ran: that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life. i still am mad at my mom about that. |
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Mar 13 2008, 07:38 PM
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Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,414 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex.
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