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 Jun 21 2004, 04:46 AM
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 I wanna be roman  Group: Member Posts: 1,844 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 989  |
Everyone post your favorite bar joke!
A man walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender tells him to leave. The guy tells the bartender that he just wants a few drinks. So the bartender says to him "ok, you can stay. Just don't start anything." 
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Jun 21 2004, 01:41 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
ha ha.... not funny to me. ok my turn
QUOTE A bet made at the local bar
A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass." The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?" The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar." |
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DisneyPrincessKate Bar Jokes Jun 21 2004, 04:46 AM
ComradeRed I don't get it. Jun 21 2004, 10:54 AM faithin_felix what are jumper cables? Jun 21 2004, 11:42 AM iheartsimba i don't get your joke Jun 21 2004, 11:43 AM DavidxN ^haha tahts a good one well heres mine:
a guy walk... Jun 21 2004, 04:15 PM islandkiss RE: Bar Jokes Jun 21 2004, 07:36 PM ryfitaDF a guy walks into a bar with a trenchcoat. he takes... Jun 21 2004, 07:46 PM ComradeRed Here's my favorite one:
A rabbi, a communist,... Jun 21 2004, 08:28 PM ryfitaDF a priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a ba... Jun 23 2004, 01:05 AM FlamingFungi A guy walks into a bar. Ouch. Jun 23 2004, 01:17 AM darkangel not really a bar joke....
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A very attractiv... Jun 23 2004, 06:48 PM mai_z ewwwwieeee!!!!!!!... Jun 24 2004, 03:23 PM × JeNi × i got two of them :D my play brother told me them ... Jun 25 2004, 01:08 AM baybietenshi QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Jun 21 2004, 8:28 PM)Here... Jun 27 2004, 01:13 AM Lordofgames Two guys walk into a bar, one ducks the other smac... Jun 27 2004, 12:34 PM ji_cabinx ha ha...some of these were very funny! Jun 29 2004, 03:36 PM linkinpark788 the first one ..HAHAHA...NOT!!! but so... Jun 29 2004, 11:07 PM
dani41790 haha man some of these bar jokes r realli funni Jul 3 2004, 02:29 AM |
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