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[smashedcodes]

ok how do i take the word "to" out of these sentences?
can't use this, that, these, those, is, passive voice, or historical tense.

Swift writes “A Modest Proposal” which right away shows irony because eating children happens to not be a modest event.

In one instance, a man named Flimnap, which presents a historical allusion to the Whig, Robert Walpole, falls on the King’s seat cushion.

The thoughts from Gulliver pertain to the wealthy because the Lilliputians, which represent the lower class, try to help him,which represents the upper class, showing the wealthy people do not want anything to do with the lower class people, which try helping them.

[smashedcodes]

The thoughts from Gulliver pertain to the wealthy because the Lilliputians, the lower class, assist him, showing wealthy people do not want any interaction with the lower class people.

ok this is what i changed it to.. does that sound ok? b/c we can't use "that" or "to be"