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[bat19]

I recently got into an argument with my girlfriend over her revulsion to my weed/marijuana/ganja smoking. I told her it helps me sleep, she didn't want to hear it. I told her she's an immature, misinformed little bitch who believes everything TV tells her. She called me a pothead, which I am not. I began to hit her over and over again. Afterwards she called the police and I spent a week in a very cozy jail cell.

My question to you is: Who do you think drugs have helped?

1. Hunter S. Thompson - The father of Gonzo journalism and a fantastic writer, he is one of my favorites. He basically warped his brain from all the drugs he did, yet this actually helped in his writing while making him much more interesting than his sober peers.
   
2. Robert Downey Jr. - He is just awesome, he's definitely one of my favorite actors. Some say he plays the same role in every movie, but you know what, go fuck yourselves, he's awesome (way too many commas). Sure drug use did land him in prison once or twice, but he's at the high point of his career after the fact, so the drugs must have helped somehow.
   
3. Led Zeppelin - haha, I could have just as easily put any fuckin rock band here, they're all druggies. Zeppelin, one of the best bands in rock history, if not the best. Lets put some more: Tool (awesome), The Doors (fuckin crazed out), Jimmy Hendrix (haha), The Grateful Dead (hahaha), Jefferson Airplane (White Rabbit, hahahahaha), Rush (oh come on!), and every other awesome mutha fudgin band in history.
   
4. Johnny Depp - He lived with the aforementioned Hunter S. Thompson for 3 months to prepare for the role of Hunter S. Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In all that time, he must have gone fuckin crazy with the weed and the coke and the acid, so much acid, hallucinagenics galore. Awesome actor (now), hasn't made a movie I haven't liked in years (except The Libertine, what the fuck Johnny?), he has benefited so much from drugs. All you Pirates fanatics have drugs to thank for Captain Jack.

Well, thats it for now. Think of some more, they don't have to be famous, think of people you know.

[S-Majere]

Drugs may have "helped" these celebrities, but for the most part, they're clean now.

Celebrities can afford the lifestyle, they can afford the rehab and they can afford to play with the consequences of habitual drug use, whereas I daresay Tom, Dick or Harry cannot.

My poor Bowie would be a wreck (think the Thin White Duke era) if he still took drugs. Bad news, for all involved.