Revenge is the sweetest joy next to getting pussy, isn't it ? Options

[Be-Faithful]

yes it is

[xquizit]

i call mine an orchid.




so one time back in college i was having drunken conversation at some lame party and this guy was talking about his affinity for puerto rican tacos. i didn't understand what the big deal was so i asked him the difference between puerto rican tacos and regular tacos. he said they were meaty and juicy and plump and delicious. i asked if they were greasy like taco bell tacos and he said no. then he said he'd never really had other tacos before so he asked me to educate him on what other tacos are like. so i told him more about the tacos i've had at taco bell and other various restaurants and how i preferred fast food tacos over restaurant tacos and hard tacos over soft tacos. then he asked me what asian tacos were like and i told him asian people didnt have tacos but maybe egg rolls are the closest thing we had to tacos but i don't like egg rolls cuz they don't have much flavor unless you put spicy sauce on them. i was too naive to realize he was talking about vaginas.

[illriginal]

i call mine an orchid.
so one time back in college i was having drunken conversation at some lame party and this guy was talking about his affinity for puerto rican tacos. i didn't understand what the big deal was so i asked him the difference between puerto rican tacos and regular tacos. he said they were meaty and juicy and plump and delicious. i asked if they were greasy like taco bell tacos and he said no. then he said he'd never really had other tacos before so he asked me to educate him on what other tacos are like. so i told him more about the tacos i've had at taco bell and other various restaurants and how i preferred fast food tacos over restaurant tacos and hard tacos over soft tacos. then he asked me what asian tacos were like and i told him asian people didnt have tacos but maybe egg rolls are the closest thing we had to tacos but i don't like egg rolls cuz they don't have much flavor unless you put spicy sauce on them. i was too naive to realize he was talking about vaginas.

ROFLMAO! Awesome...