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I recently got into an argument with my girlfriend over her revulsion to my weed/marijuana/ganja smoking. I told her it helps me sleep, she didn't want to hear it. I told her she's an immature, misinformed little bitch who believes everything TV tells her. She called me a pothead, which I am not. I began to hit her over and over again. Afterwards she called the police and I spent a week in a very cozy jail cell.

My question to you is: Who do you think drugs have helped?

1. Hunter S. Thompson - The father of Gonzo journalism and a fantastic writer, he is one of my favorites. He basically warped his brain from all the drugs he did, yet this actually helped in his writing while making him much more interesting than his sober peers.
   
2. Robert Downey Jr. - He is just awesome, he's definitely one of my favorite actors. Some say he plays the same role in every movie, but you know what, go fuck yourselves, he's awesome (way too many commas). Sure drug use did land him in prison once or twice, but he's at the high point of his career after the fact, so the drugs must have helped somehow.
   
3. Led Zeppelin - haha, I could have just as easily put any fuckin rock band here, they're all druggies. Zeppelin, one of the best bands in rock history, if not the best. Lets put some more: Tool (awesome), The Doors (fuckin crazed out), Jimmy Hendrix (haha), The Grateful Dead (hahaha), Jefferson Airplane (White Rabbit, hahahahaha), Rush (oh come on!), and every other awesome mutha fudgin band in history.
   
4. Johnny Depp - He lived with the aforementioned Hunter S. Thompson for 3 months to prepare for the role of Hunter S. Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In all that time, he must have gone fuckin crazy with the weed and the coke and the acid, so much acid, hallucinagenics galore. Awesome actor (now), hasn't made a movie I haven't liked in years (except The Libertine, what the fuck Johnny?), he has benefited so much from drugs. All you Pirates fanatics have drugs to thank for Captain Jack.

Well, thats it for now. Think of some more, they don't have to be famous, think of people you know.

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For some reason I suck at video games when Im high. I don't know why though, isnt weed supposed to make you better at video games? Whatever.

1. Joseph Cardillo - I had him as a Creative Writing: Poetry and Song Professor last year and also a fantastic writer (Cardillo.com), he was the best college professor I've had so far and one of the best teachers I've ever had. His style was so eccentric and very loose, he would always carry around this weird thermos he said was filled with tea, we all figured he put liquor in it. He's about late forties, early fifties, black belt and crazed philosopher, though he has never come out and said it, I'm sure he did drugs back in the day. P.S. I saw him a few weeks back in a full black suit and tie and an orange skater beanie which purposefully threw off the whole look, the guy is amazing.
2. Bob Marley - Umm....duhh
3. Any hip-hop or gangster rap artist - The main two I'm thinking of are Method Man and Redman who starred in How High which is suprisingly hilarious even though it's obviously flawed, and they're not bad rappers either, especially Meth who made one of the best Rap cds ever, Tical 2000, look into it.
4. Cheech and Chong - How did I forget to put these guys in the first list? Their whole act is basically smoking weed, lots and lots of weed, and they're hilarious for it. I hope and pray we will see one more from these guys before one of them passes on (I think it'll be Cheech, he was looking kinda fucked up in Latin Kings of Comedy). Also, the originators of one of the greatest songs of all time (Mexican Americans - click the linkage bitch!).