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 Feb 17 2008, 03:20 PM
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 awestinnn  Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 460,069  |
This is the funniest joke in the world, apparently.
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/.../joke.funniest/ QUOTE Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" |
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Feb 17 2008, 03:47 PM
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awestinnn Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 460,069 |
Haha! At least Janette thought it was funny...here is the runner-up.
QUOTE Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.” Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?” Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.” And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.” |
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Feb 17 2008, 09:09 PM
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 AKA RockIt Studios Group: Official Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,809 |
LOL. the tent thing...i was like...uh...if they're in a tent how can they be looking at the stars. then i got to the punch line and yeah.
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austinoutloud THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD Feb 17 2008, 03:20 PM
MissHygienic Nerds. Feb 17 2008, 03:24 PM SilentLaugh I was prepared for something that would make me li... Feb 17 2008, 03:31 PM yrrnotelekktric HAHA AUSTIN.
i laughed. Feb 17 2008, 03:33 PM karmakiller Ew, that's bad. Feb 17 2008, 03:43 PM
yrrnotelekktric LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH... Feb 17 2008, 04:02 PM austinoutloud eghemblagghhasghackcoughloserhackcoughsdjkfhskdfhs... Feb 17 2008, 04:04 PM yrrnotelekktric RE: THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD Feb 17 2008, 04:08 PM ArjunaCapulong First one was lame.
Second one made up for it tho... Feb 17 2008, 09:53 PM JustinSezRAWR Nah, I disagree. The first one was funnier, imo. Feb 17 2008, 10:31 PM Synesthesia I don't really like the first one, but the sec... Feb 18 2008, 01:28 PM Cow-Moo Woooooooooow. That is most definitely NOT the funn... Feb 20 2008, 11:46 PM Cow-Moo The second one made me giggle a little though. Hah... Feb 20 2008, 11:48 PM Relentless The second one made me laugh more than the first o... Feb 21 2008, 02:03 AM Heathasm actually the funniest joke in the world is 2 girls... Feb 21 2008, 03:07 AM ProudLeechLover LMAO Feb 21 2008, 06:25 PM agiri Lol. Those got a couple wtf pity laughs. Feb 23 2008, 07:42 PM mocassinsx29 THAT AIN'T FUNNY
"most universal" d... Feb 23 2008, 11:02 PM maggiemayyy i liked the second one better than the first, alth... Mar 10 2008, 12:15 AM doiink QUOTEOne intriguing result was that Germans -- not... Mar 10 2008, 01:24 AM
Tracy-14 The second one was funny.
Not so much the first... Mar 10 2008, 10:25 AM |
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