Kids Say the Darnedest Things, well, at least I do, I suppose Options

[superstitious]

I'll get straight to it. I am obnoxiously awkward socially. I just don't know what to say or how to react sometimes so I gave up even trying years ago.

Case in point:

Guy: Sometimes you don't know what's standing right in front of you.
Me: Oh man. Do they think that it's an ophthalmic problem? Or do you need glasses or something?

Hmm. Well of course he meant me, I'm just a moron.

Often I speak first, think later. I've been fortunate enough to encounter some individuals who find this trait endearing. I, however, find it annoying.

Anyone else completely blunderous this way? I wonder what makes people do that. I don't think there's a deep neurological reason or anything and it certainly isn't anything serious. I just wonder how and why some people are able to just let their words flow with such ease and grace while others (such as myself) stumble on nearly every syllable.

[Joss-eh-lime]

I find myself with nothing compelling to say, so i blurt out something totally lame. i do it all the time.

and people will be like "whaaat?!"
and i just laugh it off.