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 Jan 24 2008, 09:29 PM
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The other day, I had to like fart super bad, but the gas was like trapped in my ass.
It was a complete bitch. It was such a painful ordeal, worse than cramps. I was completely helpless, just squirming on the floor, filled with the deadly gas. Ever felt that? 
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Jan 25 2008, 06:47 AM
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Yep. When I was little I just used to lie on my bed and stick my ass in the air, waiting for a miracle.
Now I've matured somewhat. I squirm around on my bed before making that decision. |
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TheFegNut Farting. Jan 24 2008, 09:29 PM
freeflow Uh no....that's rather interesting. Jan 24 2008, 09:30 PM Synesthesia Why were you on the floor? Jan 24 2008, 09:31 PM TheFegNut I fell off my chair due to the pain.
Gas is a bitc... Jan 24 2008, 09:35 PM
Synesthesia QUOTE(TheFegNut @ Jan 24 2008, 09:35 PM) ... Jan 24 2008, 09:37 PM Autobahn No.
But that was pretty elaborate. Thanks for shar... Jan 24 2008, 09:37 PM tininja How does it get trapped? Jan 24 2008, 09:39 PM freeflow I didn't know farting could be so painful. Jan 24 2008, 09:40 PM TheFegNut Why must I be the only one who suffers from intens... Jan 24 2008, 10:01 PM Joss-eh-lime whats worse is when you need to, but you are in cl... Jan 24 2008, 10:14 PM karmakiller Haha, maybe you need soem more fiber in your diet. Jan 24 2008, 10:56 PM BrandonSaunders Watch what you eat. Jan 24 2008, 10:58 PM yrrnotelekktric So you really couldn`t just, let it out? Jan 24 2008, 11:21 PM technics I'm not going to even ask questions. But that... Jan 24 2008, 11:32 PM miyashu It sounds like you were suffering D:
Next time, i... Jan 25 2008, 12:05 AM jaeman I won't lie. Jan 25 2008, 03:39 AM doiink it means you need to take a crap. Jan 25 2008, 04:06 AM doughnut whats bad is when you think it'll be a silent ... Jan 25 2008, 08:53 AM S-Majere I think you can tell about 10 seconds beforehand w... Jan 25 2008, 10:32 AM |
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