sweet sixteen and never been kissed..., anyone? Options

[smileyworld010]

so i'm 16 (almost 17!) and still no boyfriend, no kiss, no nothing. a lot of my friends have bfs now and i kind of feel out of the loop... at the same time, lots of my friends are in the same boat as me and we're not all freaks (i don't think... )
is it normal that i haven't gotten my first kiss yet? am i doomed to be an old spinster with 27 cats? and why do i always fall for the guys who are out of reach!?

[RawrBAM]

Don't Worry About It.
It's Not Weird.
Just Majority Of Us Tends To Be Sluts.
Haa.
Joke.
Nahh.
Most Of Us Probably Didn't Enjoy/Like Our First Kiss,
But Don't Fret, Good Things'll Happen Soon. :]
Plus, My Friend, She's Sixteen And She Still Hasn't Had Her First Kiss,
Even If she Does Have a Boyfriend...
=/
He's Too Shy.
She's Waiting For Him To Make A Move.
Can't Win Eh.
So Don't Worry about It.

[Eww]

Don't Worry About It.
It's Not Weird.
Just Majority Of Us Tends To Be Sluts.
Haa.
Joke.
Nahh.
Most Of Us Probably Didn't Enjoy/Like Our First Kiss,
But Don't Fret, Good Things'll Happen Soon. :]
Plus, My Friend, She's Sixteen And She Still Hasn't Had Her First Kiss,
Even If she Does Have a Boyfriend...
=/
He's Too Shy.
She's Waiting For Him To Make A Move.
Can't Win Eh.
So Don't Worry about It.

Your Typing Pisses Me Off Because You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Freaking Word.

Sorry, but it just does.