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[MissHygienic]

What has been your most favorite, craziest, funniest entry you've read that was submitted? Post them. I need a laugh.

snookerdoodles
An Insane person, intent on world domination with the aid of a plastic makeshift scrotum on a stick, with several metal spikes protruding down the length of said stick, also may have an army of grotesque gnomes with rather strange penises growing from atop there heads following behind said, "snookerdoodles."

[MissHygienic]

Yes. The CreateBlog entry was good, too.

Abraham Lincoln
Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

[Amaranthus]

A cheesehole is a nickname for a condition of the chest known as "pectus excavatum"...which basically means chest hole. It is a deformation of the chest at birth, in which the ribs curve in to make an indentation near the lungs. There is a cosmetic surgery to correct this that involves breaking and moving the ribs, but you could also just pump iron until the muscles cover up the indentation. It was given the name "cheesehole" when a cousin of a victim suggested he put nacho cheese in it and eat nachos out of it when they were children. Since then, the word "cheesehole" has spread throughout the midwest United States. Pectus Excavatum isn't as rare as most people think it is. There is another un-named condition called pectus evacuatum in which, naturally, the rubs curve outward instead of inward.

I have the opposite.
Dude...have you ever like, put cereal in your cheesehole, and used a spoon to eat it out?