N!gga Moments, Comically Serious Discussion Options

[fameONE]

"Webster defines the "n***a moment" as a moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male causing them to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner. I.E., like a n***a. n***a moments are unpredictable but they all end up bad. If they had their own category, n***a moments would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and F.E.M.A.."--- Huey Freeman

C. Dolores Tucker and Jesse Jackson will probably be hunting me down if they know I was for posting such a topic on a forum where there are so few 'African-Americans,' but I could really care less. Also, for those of you that haven't been around Black folks, poking fun at our uncouth bretherin, is done in jest (but with a serious connotation that niggas need to act right). So don't be offended. If you are offended, then maybe you're just a little confused.

I've posted a discussion about the argument of 'n***a VS. n****r' before. It was a pretty successful thread during its short little run. Lets be real, we're moving further and further away from the Jim Crow days; and the "endearing" term, used amongst urban minorities can be defined simply as; a person if ill decorum. No need to call the NAACP on me, and if they get mad; f**k them niggas.

Post your n***a moment stories.

[TheFiasco017]

Heres Mine , I let my sisters friend borrow my phone and he was calling someone when another call came in, he thought it was for him(idk why ) and he answered, and when the person on the phone asked for me (he didnt know my name), he started swearin at the guy and hung up on him

When i told him that the person who called was the manager at a place i applied for, he called him back and said if he still wanted to talk to me, but the Guy was unsure..so he started swearin at him again
After that i just took the phone, and luckily talked my way out of it

Thats My N***a Moment Story =]

**BTW, i didnt get that job