N!gga Moments, Comically Serious Discussion Options

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"Webster defines the "n***a moment" as a moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male causing them to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner. I.E., like a n***a. n***a moments are unpredictable but they all end up bad. If they had their own category, n***a moments would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and F.E.M.A.."--- Huey Freeman

C. Dolores Tucker and Jesse Jackson will probably be hunting me down if they know I was for posting such a topic on a forum where there are so few 'African-Americans,' but I could really care less. Also, for those of you that haven't been around Black folks, poking fun at our uncouth bretherin, is done in jest (but with a serious connotation that niggas need to act right). So don't be offended. If you are offended, then maybe you're just a little confused.

I've posted a discussion about the argument of 'n***a VS. n****r' before. It was a pretty successful thread during its short little run. Lets be real, we're moving further and further away from the Jim Crow days; and the "endearing" term, used amongst urban minorities can be defined simply as; a person if ill decorum. No need to call the NAACP on me, and if they get mad; f**k them niggas.

Post your n***a moment stories.

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I'm driving back home in Texas on leave with some friends I went to school with. Mind you, they're all white, and none of them had any particular interest in hiphop. At the time, I was in one of those moods, so I wasn't listening to Common, Asheru, Mos Def, Talib Kweli and the like; I was bumping Project Pat.

We were driving to Austin for an MF DOOM show but I get into a certain mode when I'm driving on the highway. My friend in the passenger seat, obviously offended and filled with disgust, turned the radio on to the country station. He's lucky we were so far from home because I would have made that muthaf**ka walk.

This is an example of n***a moment.