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I'm really into Assholes, yeah
Melissa
post Jan 10 2008, 08:25 PM
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So apparently, I'm really into assholes. It isn't even the bad boy, good guy thing, either.

Example 1:
I have this friend who's one of those guys that you'd love as a friend but would never date, mainly because you know that he enjoys sleeping around and if you ever did anything with him, it'd either be a hook up or your heart would be broken in a few weeks or months. I knew this. We've had conversations about how he's planning to screw 365 different girls before he graduates from college (gross, I know) and how he loves watching pterodactyl porn. He's even had a one night stand with a good friend of mine! We're not exactly close friends, but we've got our own way of talking to each other and he has no problem walking into my room at 3am looking for food.

I think it all started when my roommate walked into the room really late at night and found us fighting over something stupid and mentioned that we should skip the whole dating process and just get married and at the time, I just threw a pillow at her. But, ever since then, I think I've started seeing him differently and I really, really hate it. I've considered hooking up with him to see if it was just a little infatuation that needed to be sated, but that thought alone kind of irks me.

Example 2:
And then there's this other guy that I'm uber-attracted to for the sole reason of... I have no clue why. He's my friend's roommate and my first impression of him is him walking into his room (I was talking to my friend, the roommie) in a towel, looking around and noticing me, smirking, then whipping the towel off as he announced "I'm naked!" It was kind of awesome.

About him: every single weekend he downs 15-20 beers (his tolerance is incredibly high after years and years of drinking), even during the week, he's constantly getting drunk, and he's got an awful history with girls. He treats girls like shit: he'll have sex with you and will KEEP having sex with you until you become attached, then he'll proceed to go on to the next girl behind your back and treat you like the dirt under his sneakers.

And yet, here's me, knowing he's an ass but still knowing that after a few drinks or so, I would totally jump him (I apparently almost have, too).

Example 3:
High school shit that I will not bother dredging up again.


I don't know what's with me. I mean, these guys are attractive, but they're not better looking than a lot of nice guys I know. There's nothing about them that earns them ANYTHING in my book, and here I am, still finding myself mildly crushing on them.

Am I the only one?
 
 
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LizzieCupcakes
post Jan 10 2008, 11:43 PM
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lol sounds like my phase right now.
even though you know there ass holes, you still like them until they end up doing the same shit they do to the other girls =/
 

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heartquasm   I'm really into Assholes   Jan 10 2008, 08:25 PM
synkro   nope. i think every girl has that "a-hole...   Jan 10 2008, 08:52 PM
heartquasm   meh. It seems like the ratio of awesome guys to g...   Jan 10 2008, 09:04 PM
BrandonSaunders   They just want to sleep with you. I hope you'v...   Jan 10 2008, 10:47 PM
ojairus   Being a a-hole creates attraction.Atrraction leads...   Jan 10 2008, 10:56 PM
LizzieCupcakes   lol sounds like my phase right now. even though yo...   Jan 10 2008, 11:43 PM
tungmyBANANA   I'm into vagina.   Jan 10 2008, 11:54 PM
Tung   QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Jan 10 2008, 08:54 P...   Dec 5 2008, 01:26 PM
misoshiru   QUOTE(Tung @ Dec 5 2008, 01:26 PM) LOL ...   Dec 5 2008, 01:44 PM
libertie   There really is something about that asshole that...   Jan 11 2008, 12:03 AM
BrandonSaunders   After Bangladesh, I was really distant and short w...   Jan 11 2008, 12:27 AM
Joss-eh-lime   i think a lot girls love guys that are screwed up,...   Jan 11 2008, 12:36 AM
Edwinbarkhordarian   It seems that every girl is initially into the ...   Jan 11 2008, 02:03 AM
tungmyBANANA   QUOTE(Edwinbarkhordarian @ Jan 10 2008, 11...   Jan 11 2008, 02:06 AM
BrandonSaunders   QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Jan 11 2008, 02:06 A...   Jan 11 2008, 02:10 AM
DoubleJ   QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 11 2008, 02:1...   Jan 11 2008, 05:54 PM
Sulfur   QUOTE(Edwinbarkhordarian @ Jan 11 2008, 02...   Jan 11 2008, 07:38 PM
heartquasm   QUOTE(Sulfur @ Jan 11 2008, 07:38 PM) I...   Jan 12 2008, 12:22 AM
synkro   QUOTE(heartquasm @ Jan 11 2008, 09:22 PM)...   Jan 12 2008, 05:42 AM
fosheezy   i currently like an a-hole =/   Jan 11 2008, 04:33 AM
Sulfur   Never had that kind of attraction, though I tend t...   Jan 11 2008, 05:48 PM
DoubleJ   Girls kill me with the, oh I want a bad guy thing,...   Jan 11 2008, 08:00 PM
JerzDevil   i think a girl needs a guy who can stand up for he...   Jan 11 2008, 09:11 PM
BrandonSaunders   Clean the house, wash my clothes, take my shit to ...   Jan 12 2008, 09:59 AM
heartquasm   ^ QUOTE(heartquasm @ Dec 1 2008, 12:03 ...   Dec 5 2008, 03:55 AM
TearsOfAPhoenix   I've always been attracted to the assholes. I ...   Dec 5 2008, 01:17 PM
heartquasm   QUOTE(TearsOfAPhoenix @ Dec 5 2008, 01:17...   Dec 5 2008, 01:24 PM
misoshiru   assholes are hot. ngl.   Dec 5 2008, 01:19 PM
heartquasm   RE: I'm really into Assholes   Dec 5 2008, 01:27 PM
heartquasm   ^ I love that.   Dec 5 2008, 02:28 PM
cakedout   good thing im an ***hole   Dec 5 2008, 03:41 PM
DoubleJ   I love how you say you're into assholes, but t...   Dec 5 2008, 03:53 PM
cakedout   QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Dec 5 2008, 12:53 PM) I l...   Dec 5 2008, 04:07 PM
heartquasm   RE: I'm really into Assholes   Dec 5 2008, 04:23 PM
DoubleJ   You need to get some black in you   Dec 5 2008, 04:26 PM
fire   I read all that and all I remember is pterodactyl ...   Dec 5 2008, 04:54 PM
heartquasm   :D that's all i remember about him now, lol.   Dec 5 2008, 04:56 PM
penguinchickyy   Like someone said before.. we always go in the ***...   Dec 20 2008, 03:41 AM
kryogenix   dude lube up first   Dec 20 2008, 03:44 AM
Fabianwashere   I saw the title, and I thought... You love anal se...   Dec 20 2008, 01:16 PM
fameONE   Ladies, what would a guy have to do, or how would ...   Dec 21 2008, 07:54 AM


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