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[MissFits]

I have this friend that I have known for 13 years. We used to be best friends but for a while I have known that I can't stand her. She comes to hang out but all she does is flirt with my guy friends and my fiance. She always tries to one up me. She brings people I she knows I don't like over to my house ALL THE TIME. Everything she does irks me, but most of all I HATE it when she tells me what she is going to do. It wouldn't bother me if it was something I wanted to do.
She will be outside MY house and tell me "We are coming in" "we are going to eat" "I'm using your shower" "I'm borrowing this", or she will be in MY car tell me "We are going to the mall". BITCH, THIS IS MY SHIT I CALL THE SHOTS AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO THE FUCK HOME.

I want a polite way to tell her that if she asks I might not hate her so much, but I don't even have the heart to tell her I hate her since I am one of her only friends.

Is there something your friends do that you can't stand, or a friend you hate to be around?

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[fameONE]

"Bitch, you need some ackrite. Get ya mind right or get the f**k on."

Not polite? No? Damn.

You could always take the intelligent approach and attack the situation stoically. If two people are stuck in a jungle, someone is in charge. You should try to "son" her. Be respectful, polite and courteous, but carry yourself as the senior so she can see the shift in power.