Best Inventions In Life |
 Jan 3 2008, 03:25 PM
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What do you consider to be the best inventions in your life?
I'd say pop tarts. |
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Jan 3 2008, 04:39 PM
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Nothing really, if it didn't exist, you wouldn't miss it.
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Jan 3 2008, 04:41 PM
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QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Jan 3 2008, 04:39 PM)  Nothing really, if it didn't exist, you wouldn't miss it. Good point. But I'd like to give dildos an honorable mention for keeping military wives faithful during deployments. |
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Jan 3 2008, 04:55 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 3 2008, 04:41 PM) Good point. But I'd like to give dildos an honorable mention for keeping military wives faithful during deployments. I'm guessing you have stories on that? |
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Jan 3 2008, 05:05 PM
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QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Jan 3 2008, 04:55 PM) I'm guessing you have stories on that? Infidelity is common thing in the military. Just check the divorce rates. Well, there's a First Sergeant who was leaving for Iraq for the 3rd time. His young, attractive wife was distraught and in tears. He reached in his daypack and gives her a small, wrapped present. It was a vibrator. He told her not to open it until she was home, by herself. This same First Sergeant has since told this story every chance he gets. I can't help but smile. |
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Jan 3 2008, 05:14 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 3 2008, 04:05 PM) Infidelity is common thing in the military. Just check the divorce rates. Well, there's a First Sergeant who was leaving for Iraq for the 3rd time. His young, attractive wife was distraught and in tears. He reached in his daypack and gives her a small, wrapped present. It was a vibrator. He told her not to open it until she was home, by herself. This same First Sergeant has since told this story every chance he gets. I can't help but smile. Smart, SMART man. |
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Jan 3 2008, 05:17 PM
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Jan 3 2008, 05:14 PM) Smart, SMART man. Eh, it works both ways. My boyfriend's in the military and shares stories about how many guys go to bars to get drunk and grope women. I'm sure the ratio of women cheating on their military husbands is the same as military husbands who cheat on their wives. |
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