Name your kids!, Don't say you've never thought about it, either. Options

[S-Majere]

When - or if ever you do - have kiddie-winkles, what will you call them? Other than 'Oi you' I mean.

Kathryn, for a girl.

Jack, for a boy.

[brooklyneast05]

every time i get napkins i have to get five of them
five is the number to go with
if im putting up towels, id carry five, not four, not six, five
my left shoe has to be tighter than my right shoe
when i put anything in the microwave it has to heat up for 36 seconds first, then i put in how much time left it needs.
if something needs to be warmed up for 2 minutes, then i subtract 36 seconds from two minutes, do the 36 seconds and then put in whatever time remains, get it?
good
i duno i could list about a million things like this

[MissHygienic]

every time i get napkins i have to get five of them
five is the number to go with
if im putting up towels, id carry five, not four, not six, five
my left shoe has to be tighter than my right shoe
when i put anything in the microwave it has to heat up for 36 seconds first, then i put in how much time left it needs.
if something needs to be warmed up for 2 minutes, then i subtract 36 seconds from two minutes, do the 36 seconds and then put in whatever time remains, get it?

Just to one-up you, when it comes to eraser shavings, you may not blow it away or lift your paper to shake it all around and it cannot stay there as you write on it, it must gently be wiped off the table.

For volume control on music players, it needs to increase by intervals of five. Like, it can't be on "12," or "16," it has to be 5, 10, 15, 20. I count everything. My steps, my music. I alphabetize everything; you would not believe my playlists.

Blinds need to be closed upward, not downward, and it can never be out of alignment.

[brooklyneast05]

Blinds need to be closed upward, not downward, and it can never be out of alignment.

are u insane? why would u close blinds upward instead of downward?

[MissHygienic]

are u insane? why would u close blinds upward instead of downward?

Because of the way light hits when the blinds are closed downward. It's unsettling. I like the light to hit the ceiling instead of at the ground.

[DoubleJ]

Because of the way light hits when the blinds are closed downward. It's unsettling. I like the light to hit the ceiling instead of at the ground.

That actually makes a lot of sense.

[MissHygienic]

That actually makes a lot of sense.

I am a wise, wise woman.