Public Restroom Horror Stories Options

[Simba]

I think there may have been a topic like this already. Either that, or it's all the stories about taking a crap I've seen around here.

My friend told me a story of when he went to California. Went to a Mexican restaurant (can't remember the name, something like Los Lobos, El Rodeo) and ate a couple of tacos and some Spanish rice. He eventually had to hit the toilet to take a crap. He was waiting for an open stall, and finally this one guy comes out of the stall with a half eaten burrito in his hand.

Man, what the heck.


Post up yours public restroom horror stories.

[Simba]

In Japan, public restrooms are an amazing attraction. The archictecture of some of these urinals will blow your mind. When I first got here, being the 'baka gaijin' that I was, I couldn't hide my amazement. Where else can you take a dump, smoke a cigarette while ashing in a self-cleaning, automated ashtray, and have the toilet clean your ass for you?

Well, one day, I head into a stall of an older restroom so I can do my business while reading GQ and smoke a cigarette, and I opened the door to find a rectangular, porcelain hole in the ground with a lever next to it. More disturbing than the idea of squatting down over a hole to take a crap was off colored chunks of feces surroung the hole.

I was scarred.

Ah man, I haven't seen one of those old school toilets in a long long time. Word on the modern restrooms though.

Ah ha ha baka gaijin.

Ooooh, story time! Funfun.
Yeah, so one time, I went in some restaurant's bathroom. So then I go inside & some fat lady comes out, & when she sees the person who cleans the bathroom in there, she made up an excuse that the toilet couldn't flush (it was unflushed). So then the cleaner lady goes in & flushes it with no ease. Arrrgh, I hate it when people leave their toilets unflushed.

Also, when I was at Macy's, there was some lady who wouldn't stop screaming her head off! Crazy people.

Ohoh, & in my school, inside the girl's locker is the bathroom, & it never has soap. KJHDFJKLGWTF

Sick.