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[Call911Quick]

When girls get together and talk about their dream guy, it's the NICE GUY. This NICE GUY is sensitive, caring, compassionate, always there for you, and respects you.

Real life is something completely different isn't it? When you ask women about men, they say: "Men are SLIME!" "Men are SHIT!" "Men are WORTHLESS!" Yet, at the end of the day, who do they go home with and have sex with? The SLIME, the SHIT, and the WORTHLESS.

You get a call from your girl friend. She goes, "Oh, he always ignores me, I wish he'd treat me better. _____, you're such a nice guy. You'll be so lucky when you get a girlfriend. But, you know, it can't be me, because I'm in love with a shit."

Right, so, women love shits. I can be a shit, can't I? Someone help me out, some pointers, what's a great way to mistreat a woman short of beating her?

Nice guys do come last. Pun intended. Actually, nice guys don't come at all. Guess girlfriend shouldn't come first after all, that might make her like me more.

So what do I do? Say I get a girl's number. I call her, go on a date. Then what, just not call her at all? When does the a-hole come out? Immediately? After a date or two? Help pls.

[Call911Quick]

No I just read a ton of sites saying how women aren't physically attracted to sensitive, kind, etc. The people who end up in the friend zone after saying hi, u know.

I think it's cuz of the disney movies. U know, disney movies have some guy be real nice to a really popular/hot girl, and she falls for him because of it? Right.

"It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the a-hole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the a-hole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the a-hole. But she claims to love the a-hole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the a-hole right away, instead she will stay with the a-hole. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their a-hole boyfriend."

I'm not claiming to be a nice guy, but I'm definitely not an a-hole. Perhaps I should change that?

Wikipedia defines "nice guys" as:

sensitivity, agreeableness, pleasantness, considerateness, respectfulness, altruism, understanding, kindness, sympathy, dependability, honesty, trustworthiness, passivity, sexual cautiousness or inexperience, chivalrousness, effeminacy, passive-aggressiveness, conflict-avoidance, "wimpiness", "spinelessness", being "whipped", manipulativeness,[citation needed] and submissiveness.




I really do hope someone proves me wrong.