joke - paternity Options

[MeLoNiSyUmMy]

A woman goes into labor and after hours and hours the pain is overwhelming her. So the doc tells them about this new machine that is supposed to transfer some of the pain to the father in order to make child birth easier. Well the husband agrees and the doc puts it at 10%...after a few minutes the guy swears he feels nothing and the womans pain is less so they up it to 25%. Still the husband feels no pain and the wife is loving how relaxed she is becoming...so the guy insists on taking alllll of the pain. The doc hesitates but does what he's told. The baby is born and both the wife and her husband are in no pain and thrilled at their new child. Then they go home and find the mailman dead on the front porch....

*in other words, the mailman was the dad.*

[mai_z]

hehe that's funny, i heard one like that tho... it goes like this:

a man had a dream that a crow came and told him that his Aunt was going to die...so when he woke up, he told his parents in a panic, but his parents told him it was just a dream...but then they recieved a call that his Aunt Marjorie had died...

2 nights later, he had another dream with a crow, but this time he told him that his dad would die, and of course he told his parents again. His father was shocked, but still he tried to carry on his day as normal as possible. When he returned home from work, he looked deathly pale, the boy could tell his father had been nervous all day waiting for something to kill him... he said to his wife "honey, this is the worst day of my life!" but then his wife said, "You think u had a bad day?! the mailman dropped dead on our porch!"