Hmmm... people who talk about the same thing over and over Options

[Uronacid]

Alright,

So there is this woman I work with. Her name is Julie. She has a Husband who is in IT at a different company. He specializes in Citrix servers. His name is Sam. Now, I'm happy she loves her f**king husband but sometimes I just want to choke them both with an Ethernet cable . Every day she calls me and leaves me a voice-mail asking me to come over to her desk and make her computer run faster.

I know that there is nothing I can do. Her computer is dog fucking slow. It's slower than a sloth when it's taking a shit. So, I literally walk over to her desk, stand next to her, and fake it. She talks to me as I pretend to fix her PC, and some-how some-way she always finds a way to drop her husband into the conversation. I find myself literally trying to avoid the topic of her husband, but no matter what I do he comes up in our discussion.

Every day I imagine myself punching her in the mouth as her husband's name is escaping her lips. Instead of punching her, I smile and listen.

[Sandraaa]

O M G!

I had a teacher who instead of teaching, talked to us about her f**king personal life!
She talked about her sons, one's an idiot the other is a living dictionary. She talked about her Italian husband, about her bestfriend who has cancer (she eventually died ><), she talked about have a C-section and how the doctors brought out her first child. Then she talked about how her second son's head really tore her vagina and how the doctors had to sew it back.
Then she talked about how after giving birth, she had some weird vaginal-smell. How sometimes she bled.

She talked about this ALL THE TIME! It's been 2 years since she last taught me and I still remember her sons names (Christophe and Michael). WE KNOW HER LIFE STORY BY HEART! We even had a barbecue in her house at the end of the year.

JESUS f**k!

Later on, she went into a huge depression. ><