Hmmm... people who talk about the same thing over and over Options

[Uronacid]

Alright,

So there is this woman I work with. Her name is Julie. She has a Husband who is in IT at a different company. He specializes in Citrix servers. His name is Sam. Now, I'm happy she loves her f**king husband but sometimes I just want to choke them both with an Ethernet cable . Every day she calls me and leaves me a voice-mail asking me to come over to her desk and make her computer run faster.

I know that there is nothing I can do. Her computer is dog fucking slow. It's slower than a sloth when it's taking a shit. So, I literally walk over to her desk, stand next to her, and fake it. She talks to me as I pretend to fix her PC, and some-how some-way she always finds a way to drop her husband into the conversation. I find myself literally trying to avoid the topic of her husband, but no matter what I do he comes up in our discussion.

Every day I imagine myself punching her in the mouth as her husband's name is escaping her lips. Instead of punching her, I smile and listen.

[MissFits]

This happens when people get drunk at parties. They talk about the same thing over and over and over.
Since I am usually DD I have to listen to these people while I'm sober, and it is pretty gay.

My fiances dad taught me a trick and it works every time, for me anyway.

Pause what your doing on the computer and look directly at her when she talks to you. Slowly start to sniff your fingers, like they smell of something intriguing. Keep doing that glancing between your fingers and her face.
If she notices you at all this should throw her off enough to at least let you change the subject. Anytime she talks about her husband start to sniff your fingers again.

[deplorable]

Pause what your doing on the computer and look directly at her when she talks to you. Slowly start to sniff your fingers, like they smell of something intriguing. Keep doing that glancing between your fingers and her face.
If she notices you at all this should throw her off enough to at least let you change the subject. Anytime she talks about her husband start to sniff your fingers again.

ROFL

i almost fell off my chair. in hysterics. ha ha