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Why Are You So Stupid?, Things you've overheard.
MissHygienic
post Nov 26 2007, 10:31 PM
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All right, I've heard some particularly stupid things in my life, so now I want to hear about your experiences and things that make you go, "What the hell did he/she just say?"

For me, I have had some pretty good experiences, one of them was with a girl and she asked a waitress if there were chicken in the chicken caesar salad. Yeah.
 
 
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post Nov 27 2007, 03:22 AM
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Well, I suppose I'm one of the few who remembers these things. I used to be a waitress, and I've had many experiences. A woman was asking for a Mediterranean dinner, which included really good salmon and green beans and potatoes.

She asked, "I'd like a Mediterranean dinner, hold the fish."
"So you just want a plate of green beans? We have those as well on the last--"
"Oh, I was using a metaphor."
"What?"
"A metaphor. Loosen up."
 

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MissHygienic   Why Are You So Stupid?   Nov 26 2007, 10:31 PM
babecakes   i have one every single day :(. no joke.   Nov 26 2007, 10:33 PM
1angel3   Y'all remember Jessica and Nick Newlyweds show...   Nov 26 2007, 10:38 PM
tungmyBANANA   QUOTE(1angel3 @ Nov 26 2007, 07:38 PM) Y...   Nov 26 2007, 10:43 PM
1angel3   QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Nov 26 2007, 08:43 P...   Nov 26 2007, 10:46 PM
karmakiller   ^ That's infamous. I can't really think of...   Nov 26 2007, 10:43 PM
MissHygienic   Hey now, this isn't meant to bash other people...   Nov 26 2007, 10:59 PM
revoltaire   today in the hallway... "and i was like f**k...   Nov 26 2007, 11:05 PM
Spencer   http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/   Nov 26 2007, 11:05 PM
MissHygienic   QUOTE(Spencer @ Nov 26 2007, 11:05 PM) ht...   Nov 26 2007, 11:06 PM
revoltaire   ^alsoo overheardinnewyork.com! :D   Nov 26 2007, 11:06 PM
gigiopolis   I was walking down the hall, and I listened to a f...   Nov 27 2007, 02:24 AM
MissHygienic   QUOTE(gigiopolis @ Nov 27 2007, 02:24 AM)...   Nov 27 2007, 02:25 AM
icecreamisyummy   idk if this applies but i was talking to a friend,...   Nov 27 2007, 02:41 AM
revoltaire   i wonder where oral herpes is from?? jeebus, you n...   Nov 27 2007, 02:56 AM
tungmyBANANA   QUOTE(revoltaire @ Nov 26 2007, 11:56 PM)...   Nov 27 2007, 02:57 AM
revoltaire   QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Nov 27 2007, 03:57 A...   Nov 27 2007, 03:01 AM
icecreamisyummy   last i heard shes a virgin... idk...but my best fr...   Nov 27 2007, 03:00 AM
MissHygienic   Well, I suppose I'm one of the few who remembe...   Nov 27 2007, 03:22 AM
Valid   Freshman year, Friend goes: Do we live inside the ...   Nov 27 2007, 03:31 AM
icecreamisyummy   lmao i heard my brother ask my parents,"whats...   Nov 27 2007, 03:37 AM


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