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stealing a kiss., how do you do it?
xblast196
post Nov 7 2007, 05:43 PM
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how exactly.. can one.. steal a kiss?


oh i should probably mention this is coming from a male's hands..
 
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 06:35 PM
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First, you need to assemble a team. A group of guys with nothing to lose, and each of them skilled enough to get the job done. It helps if they have geographical nicknames. Say Romeo is your driver, Hollywood is your demolitions expert, Houston's on crowd control, and Big Tex is the muscle. You of course, will be the main safecracker. A good safecracker needs these essential tools: A stethoscope. Acutally, that's all you need, just put it on the safe, and turn the dial, if you alternate directions, the safe will tell you the code, but really quietly, that's why you need the stethoscope. OK, you've broken the safe, stolen the kiss, now get the hell out of there. Romeo is really good at getting cars that know how to disappear which simultaneously have enough horsepower to outrun most police cruisers. Once you make it back to the hideout, enjoy your kiss, you've earned it. It goes without saying to lay low for a while, or just do out-of-town jobs.
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 08:51 PM
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QUOTE(sheridan_whiteside @ Nov 14 2007, 06:35 PM) *
First, you need to assemble a team. A group of guys with nothing to lose, and each of them skilled enough to get the job done. It helps if they have geographical nicknames. Say Romeo is your driver, Hollywood is your demolitions expert, Houston's on crowd control, and Big Tex is the muscle. You of course, will be the main safecracker. A good safecracker needs these essential tools: A stethoscope. Acutally, that's all you need, just put it on the safe, and turn the dial, if you alternate directions, the safe will tell you the code, but really quietly, that's why you need the stethoscope. OK, you've broken the safe, stolen the kiss, now get the hell out of there. Romeo is really good at getting cars that know how to disappear which simultaneously have enough horsepower to outrun most police cruisers. Once you make it back to the hideout, enjoy your kiss, you've earned it. It goes without saying to lay low for a while, or just do out-of-town jobs.






k i really like this idea.. but where does hollywood come into play?
 

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xblast196   stealing a kiss.   Nov 7 2007, 05:43 PM
icecreamisyummy   hmm good one. srry im not much help   Nov 7 2007, 05:52 PM
jeanna   ruffies   Nov 7 2007, 06:09 PM
xblast196   roofies. i said steal a kiss, not rape. creep...   Nov 7 2007, 08:06 PM
aestheticYOU   Just do it at a quiet time. Like, when you're ...   Nov 7 2007, 08:30 PM
yaamakoh   movie theater. step 1: put your arm around her ste...   Nov 7 2007, 09:35 PM
Podomaht   if you are smart you will not listen to "advi...   Nov 7 2007, 09:38 PM
libertie   I like how lots of people think the best place for...   Nov 7 2007, 09:50 PM
false   *takes notes*   Nov 7 2007, 09:53 PM
fall3n_s0ul   simply, put your hands on her cheeks and kiss her.   Nov 7 2007, 10:23 PM
Spencer   When your mom isn't looking, just steal the wh...   Nov 7 2007, 11:26 PM
nosylilme   ^ Hah. Say her name and when she turns to look ...   Nov 8 2007, 12:01 AM
xblast196   these are all nice and all... (i'm not countin...   Nov 8 2007, 06:16 AM
nguoicasison   slapp daa bbietchh   Nov 8 2007, 09:45 AM
gr00vyswordsman   QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Nov 8 2007, 10:45 AM...   Nov 12 2007, 12:37 AM
Laughsalot   QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Nov 8 2007, 09:45 PM...   Nov 12 2007, 01:37 AM
xblast196   i'm in high school, thank you very much. and l...   Nov 8 2007, 04:18 PM
jeanna   i doubt you'll get to steal a kiss without it ...   Nov 8 2007, 05:18 PM
yaamakoh   or... from a real standpoint if it's a relatio...   Nov 9 2007, 10:52 AM
Uronacid   Ok, do you know this girl, or is it like the first...   Nov 9 2007, 02:38 PM
jeanna   QUOTE(Uronacid @ Nov 9 2007, 03:38 PM) Ok...   Nov 9 2007, 05:30 PM
nguoicasison   bietchh sthuu   Nov 10 2007, 09:27 AM
xblast196   no, not yet. i think i'll point to my cheek,...   Nov 11 2007, 01:49 PM
pureimaginationx23   QUOTE(xblast196 @ Nov 11 2007, 01:49 PM) ...   Nov 12 2007, 12:56 AM
DisOriental85   QUOTE(xblast196 @ Nov 11 2007, 01:49 PM) ...   Nov 16 2007, 02:11 PM
nguoicasison   SLAPP HURR   Nov 11 2007, 01:51 PM
popoberry   just get closer to each other and you'll feel ...   Nov 11 2007, 02:10 PM
RyanWasHere   Last time I checked "stealing a kiss", w...   Nov 11 2007, 02:20 PM
doiink   run up to them, PECK AT THEIR FACE! and then r...   Nov 12 2007, 12:45 AM
nguoicasison   ^when a girl does it to a boy, it's adorable.....   Nov 12 2007, 12:53 AM
doiink   ^ yeah the situation only works for females trying...   Nov 12 2007, 12:55 AM
nguoicasison   sthuu pussii   Nov 12 2007, 09:37 AM
xblast196   she's a 10 in my eyes. we're friends, ...   Nov 13 2007, 09:46 PM
Moderator   Hug her, a nice long hug, then pull away slowly an...   Nov 13 2007, 09:50 PM
nguoicasison   pussii   Nov 14 2007, 08:48 AM
xblast196   QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Nov 14 2007, 08:48 A...   Nov 14 2007, 08:50 PM
sheridan_whiteside   First, you need to assemble a team. A group of guy...   Nov 14 2007, 06:35 PM
xblast196   QUOTE(sheridan_whiteside @ Nov 14 2007, 06...   Nov 14 2007, 08:51 PM
revoltaire   i mug my boyfriend for kisses every once in a whil...   Nov 15 2007, 02:20 AM
sheridan_whiteside   Hollywood's there for blowing any locked doors...   Nov 16 2007, 06:34 PM
Joss-eh-lime   what is this "stealing" thing? like a s...   Nov 16 2007, 11:41 PM
xblast196   QUOTE(Joss-eh-lime @ Nov 16 2007, 1...   Nov 17 2007, 09:48 AM


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