RUIN MY SEX LIFE! |
 Nov 7 2007, 12:23 AM
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Just last month, I met my new wife. We got married and had babies right after. It was all perfect.
I used to enjoy sex at least 2-4 times a week with my new wife.... Now, instead of raiding my pants, she's leveling to start raiding Kara. Instead of her wanting me to get inside her, she want me to get inside BRD. Instead of buffing my peen... she buffs my armor! Everything else about the marriage is fine though. I just miss her grinding me over instances. I mean, really. She used to suck harder than alliance at WSG. She used to be more flexible than a casual guild. She used to give me orgasms more legendary than Warglaives of Azzinoth... She even sleeps naked? My balls were bluer than a voidwalker last night? Please help. >.< No, really, it's quite annoying when you are used to being The Unstoppable Force, only to be met by The Immovable Object. |
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Nov 11 2007, 02:26 AM
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look for the stars as the sun goes down Group: Member Posts: 493 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 453,963 |
what nationality are you?
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TangyBang RUIN MY SEX LIFE! Nov 7 2007, 12:23 AM
TangyBang WHATS WRONG WITH BEING A GUY?!!? Nov 7 2007, 12:28 AM TangyBang I edited also. Nov 7 2007, 12:30 AM jeanna OMG NO!!!
GAH! :D Nov 7 2007, 12:31 AM TangyBang QUOTE(TangyBang @ Nov 6 2007, 09:23 PM) S... Nov 7 2007, 12:35 AM TangyBang may b Nov 7 2007, 12:43 AM tininja Roflcopters. :3 Nov 7 2007, 12:48 AM jeanna ive never played before :[ Nov 7 2007, 12:51 AM TangyBang Don't play. It ruin sex lives. If you do play,... Nov 7 2007, 12:58 AM tininja NNF IMO. Nov 7 2007, 01:03 AM TangyBang BELF IMO gosh. Nov 7 2007, 01:03 AM XxSugarKisses-TeddyHugsxX I have no idea what your talking about. Nov 10 2007, 06:52 PM aestheticYOU Confused. Nov 10 2007, 11:32 PM Spencer HAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Nov 11 2007, 12:05 AM
yaamakoh that takes talent... i must say Nov 11 2007, 12:45 PM |
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