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 Jun 17 2004, 03:54 PM
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One day in Jamaica, a young man brings in his girlfriend to meet his father. He disaproves of her. The son asks why, his father says,"She could be yer sister, but yer mother don't know." So the son travels to California, and brings a new girlfriend in. And the same thing happens. He asks why, and his father gives him the same reply,"She could be yer sister, but yer mother don't know." Frustrated, he brings another girl home, this time to his mother. He asks his mother why her father keeps saying that. She says, "Cause he thinks your his son and he is your father, but yer father don't know..."
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Jun 17 2004, 10:03 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha man thats funni
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Yemmerz but your mom dont know joke Jun 17 2004, 03:54 PM
JlIaTMK lol Jun 17 2004, 11:51 PM Yemmerz I guess I told it right. I AM A SUCCESS! Jun 18 2004, 10:33 AM cleec ::sigH:: i don't get it can someone explain it... Jun 18 2004, 10:07 PM lozerface87 ...what? Jun 19 2004, 02:32 PM poisonedxivy hmm i don't get it .... maybe i'm just slo... Jun 19 2004, 04:32 PM FlamingFungi Yea, i get it, and it's just worded a little f... Jun 19 2004, 07:16 PM faithin_felix huh? so that isn't his dad? Jun 19 2004, 09:07 PM IIO__oII ..oo..?
hehe =/ Jun 19 2004, 09:21 PM FlamingFungi QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Jun 19 2004, 9:07 PM)hu... Jun 19 2004, 11:08 PM LatinaLady yup its right. i got it and it does kill the joke ... Jun 20 2004, 02:48 AM refreshe Er.. what.. I guess I'll read the explanations... Jun 20 2004, 04:54 AM xislandxstylex i don't get it either Jun 21 2004, 01:17 AM islandkiss huh?
edit.. thanks flaming fungi. lol ^ Jul 4 2004, 09:26 PM conster lmao thats hilarious Jul 5 2004, 12:08 PM joanna0304 LOL Jul 5 2004, 04:03 PM hybrid Haha, I get it! Mwahahha. That's odd. Jul 6 2004, 10:13 AM StarryEyedSurprize ... and i STILL dont get it.... hahaha
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Oh... Jul 6 2004, 01:08 PM liquidize lmao Jul 6 2004, 07:16 PM v@por funny funny Jul 8 2004, 04:23 PM x AZN D0RKii x huh ? can someone explain it to me ? i`m slow Jul 27 2004, 08:34 PM DaToNeViEtBoI916 da way i waz told it b4 da son juss went around da... Jul 28 2004, 02:22 PM chica777708 I dont get it AHHHHHHH lol, ugh HELP I think it wo... Jul 28 2004, 09:38 PM strwbrrykiwi23 lmao...
what a waste Jul 30 2004, 09:02 AM Hells_Ice hehehe, i sorta gets it Jul 30 2004, 09:17 AM x hYpErRoSeY x woah!! Jul 30 2004, 12:21 PM inquisitive_ Lol. Thats messed up but funny! Jul 30 2004, 12:30 PM sheepy lol.................................................. Aug 2 2004, 08:31 PM kyuubi319 hahaha lmao Aug 3 2004, 11:40 AM POonSKi QUOTE(Yemmerz @ Jun 18 2004, 10:33 AM)I guess... Aug 4 2004, 01:20 PM x_angawhomps xD Affairs!! >_< Aug 5 2004, 05:52 AM Stupid_Fat_Boy hahaha, pretty good Aug 5 2004, 05:56 AM kaleidoscoped =P
What loyal parents. Aug 5 2004, 12:00 PM sweetx305 yea i only got it after someone explained it... bu... Aug 5 2004, 12:02 PM Streetbawler91 QUOTE(FlamingFungi @ Jun 19 2004, 7:16 PM)Yea... Aug 6 2004, 04:48 PM F1R3B4T i get it now Aug 11 2004, 01:38 PM toyo loco thats funni hahha Aug 11 2004, 02:09 PM Devastation QUOTE(Yemmerz @ Jun 17 2004, 3:54 PM)One day ... Aug 11 2004, 02:09 PM
elmogurly wow..the guy goes through girlfriends like that.*s... Aug 11 2004, 06:38 PM |
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