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stealing a kiss., how do you do it?
xblast196
post Nov 7 2007, 05:43 PM
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how exactly.. can one.. steal a kiss?


oh i should probably mention this is coming from a male's hands..
 
 
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Uronacid
post Nov 9 2007, 02:38 PM
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Ok, do you know this girl, or is it like the first time you have ever met her? Does she think you're physically attractive? These are a few factors you have to take into account.

How to steal a kiss:
  1. Be light hearted, funny, and confident.
  2. Be very polite, but make sure it seems natural. You want to be fake, but not look like a fake. Always be one step ahead. Get the door for her, but make it smooth and convenient for her. Make it seem as if you don't expect anything from her in the least, and if she does something sweet always leave a friendly thank you and smile.
  3. Listen to her, and get her talking. Ask her how her day was. Open ended questions that will keep her mouth moving. If there is an awkward pause tell her a funny story or try to relate to the last thing she just said. Keep conversation flowing, but don't worry about it if things slow down. move to step 5.
  4. Get some creative Ideas and milk them for all they're worth. Girls like fun surprises. Here's a good one that my friends do when they take a girl out to diner:
    • http://www.dumpvideo.net/2007/03/17/paper-rose-napkin/
  5. Take her to a movie that she's been dieing to see (you'll have to find out what movies she likes), and find a reason to like it even if you don't.
  6. At the most romantic part of the movie and only if she's enjoying it. Look at her. If she looks back at you steal the kiss. If she doesn't look back, continue watching the movie. Wait till the end of the movie.
  7. One the way out of the move side with her, whatever she says. If she liked it, you liked it too. If she hated it, then you hated it too. Whatever she says, you need to agree but you also need to expand.
    Example:
    She says: "I really liked it when they where in that cave trying to survive.
    You say: "Yeah, oh my goodness, and when that ship came to save them I was just so happy!"

  8. If all goes well, she'll smile. If she wants to kiss you she'll leave an awkward pause in there. Don't hesitate. This is your chance, STEAL THAT FUCKING KISS!
 

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xblast196   stealing a kiss.   Nov 7 2007, 05:43 PM
icecreamisyummy   hmm good one. srry im not much help   Nov 7 2007, 05:52 PM
jeanna   ruffies   Nov 7 2007, 06:09 PM
xblast196   roofies. i said steal a kiss, not rape. creep...   Nov 7 2007, 08:06 PM
aestheticYOU   Just do it at a quiet time. Like, when you're ...   Nov 7 2007, 08:30 PM
yaamakoh   movie theater. step 1: put your arm around her ste...   Nov 7 2007, 09:35 PM
Podomaht   if you are smart you will not listen to "advi...   Nov 7 2007, 09:38 PM
libertie   I like how lots of people think the best place for...   Nov 7 2007, 09:50 PM
false   *takes notes*   Nov 7 2007, 09:53 PM
fall3n_s0ul   simply, put your hands on her cheeks and kiss her.   Nov 7 2007, 10:23 PM
Spencer   When your mom isn't looking, just steal the wh...   Nov 7 2007, 11:26 PM
nosylilme   ^ Hah. Say her name and when she turns to look ...   Nov 8 2007, 12:01 AM
xblast196   these are all nice and all... (i'm not countin...   Nov 8 2007, 06:16 AM
nguoicasison   slapp daa bbietchh   Nov 8 2007, 09:45 AM
gr00vyswordsman   QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Nov 8 2007, 10:45 AM...   Nov 12 2007, 12:37 AM
Laughsalot   QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Nov 8 2007, 09:45 PM...   Nov 12 2007, 01:37 AM
xblast196   i'm in high school, thank you very much. and l...   Nov 8 2007, 04:18 PM
jeanna   i doubt you'll get to steal a kiss without it ...   Nov 8 2007, 05:18 PM
yaamakoh   or... from a real standpoint if it's a relatio...   Nov 9 2007, 10:52 AM
Uronacid   Ok, do you know this girl, or is it like the first...   Nov 9 2007, 02:38 PM
jeanna   QUOTE(Uronacid @ Nov 9 2007, 03:38 PM) Ok...   Nov 9 2007, 05:30 PM
nguoicasison   bietchh sthuu   Nov 10 2007, 09:27 AM
xblast196   no, not yet. i think i'll point to my cheek,...   Nov 11 2007, 01:49 PM
pureimaginationx23   QUOTE(xblast196 @ Nov 11 2007, 01:49 PM) ...   Nov 12 2007, 12:56 AM
DisOriental85   QUOTE(xblast196 @ Nov 11 2007, 01:49 PM) ...   Nov 16 2007, 02:11 PM
nguoicasison   SLAPP HURR   Nov 11 2007, 01:51 PM
popoberry   just get closer to each other and you'll feel ...   Nov 11 2007, 02:10 PM
RyanWasHere   Last time I checked "stealing a kiss", w...   Nov 11 2007, 02:20 PM
doiink   run up to them, PECK AT THEIR FACE! and then r...   Nov 12 2007, 12:45 AM
nguoicasison   ^when a girl does it to a boy, it's adorable.....   Nov 12 2007, 12:53 AM
doiink   ^ yeah the situation only works for females trying...   Nov 12 2007, 12:55 AM
nguoicasison   sthuu pussii   Nov 12 2007, 09:37 AM
xblast196   she's a 10 in my eyes. we're friends, ...   Nov 13 2007, 09:46 PM
Moderator   Hug her, a nice long hug, then pull away slowly an...   Nov 13 2007, 09:50 PM
nguoicasison   pussii   Nov 14 2007, 08:48 AM
xblast196   QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Nov 14 2007, 08:48 A...   Nov 14 2007, 08:50 PM
sheridan_whiteside   First, you need to assemble a team. A group of guy...   Nov 14 2007, 06:35 PM
xblast196   QUOTE(sheridan_whiteside @ Nov 14 2007, 06...   Nov 14 2007, 08:51 PM
revoltaire   i mug my boyfriend for kisses every once in a whil...   Nov 15 2007, 02:20 AM
sheridan_whiteside   Hollywood's there for blowing any locked doors...   Nov 16 2007, 06:34 PM
Joss-eh-lime   what is this "stealing" thing? like a s...   Nov 16 2007, 11:41 PM
xblast196   QUOTE(Joss-eh-lime @ Nov 16 2007, 1...   Nov 17 2007, 09:48 AM


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