Thugs, ... Options

[*Programmer*]

True thugs who came from the gutter... Tell your life story...and where you stand now.

[rnicron]

At one point in time there was a boy named Gilbert, who was poor and broke, and grew up on the streets of DC. When he had aged a little, Gilbert learned how to hustle and make money along side his cousin in the streets. He began to save his money in a savings account at a bank. His parents, who helped him open it, went behind his back and used the money to pay a nice lady to adopt Gilbert, which left him two dollars less in the pocket than he was before. He then went forth and opened his own savings account with some homeless guy that was squatting outside the bank. He then saved another ten bucks while going to and from college, and attempting to hustle on the side. Since he couldn't pass any math courses at school, he decided to change his major from computer science to food service. He then proceeded to make a major business decision, which was to move out to California to pursue his first stepping stone as a McDonalds cashier, or a butcher at his boy's east coasts deli. He chose to work at McDonalds as a cashier, while occasionally butchering young chicks (baby chickens) on the side. That is how Gilbert came to be known as Rico, the chick butcher. To this day, his favorite words are:

"It's Chopping Time"

and "Please Stick To The Topic"



Damn, it's been a hard life thus far.