Martha Stewart stole my underwear... |
Martha Stewart stole my underwear... |
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![]() -i-twitch- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 ![]() |
Ok, so she didn't really steal my underwear. She wasn't even near me. (Thankfully) Anyway... I feel so dirty after the conversation I just had. Now I can't sleep. I just really want to violate my man. Damnit, damnit, damn... Good thing I get to see him soon.
Maybe I should go post my latest sin of having impure thoughts about my boyfriend. Thoughts of the really dirty kind of sex never hurt anyone though, who agrees? Now I'm all over excited about my weekend to come. Damnit. Whyyyy am I such a freak? Is there really any explaination for it? Oh and I love how my topics never have anything to do with my posts. Well... Most of the time anyway. I also love how I share my personal life with complete strangers. Like they really care. Could be worse... I could be a transexual transvestite from transexual transylvania. I have no idea where that came from. Heh... Sooo... How is everyone who is still online at this hour? |
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![]() -i-twitch- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 ![]() |
I'd like to try out being a motivational speaker. I think I would be good at it. Especially as a nudist. I mean, who wouldn't pay attention to the naked chick?
Wow, it's almost 4:00am here and I have to work today. Hee hee, I love life. You know what would make life better? Life would be better if I had wings, but not because I coudl fly. Just so I could go around saying "Hey guess what!?!? I have wings and they aren't maxi pads!!!!". |
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