Martha Stewart stole my underwear... |
Martha Stewart stole my underwear... |
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![]() -i-twitch- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 ![]() |
Ok, so she didn't really steal my underwear. She wasn't even near me. (Thankfully) Anyway... I feel so dirty after the conversation I just had. Now I can't sleep. I just really want to violate my man. Damnit, damnit, damn... Good thing I get to see him soon.
Maybe I should go post my latest sin of having impure thoughts about my boyfriend. Thoughts of the really dirty kind of sex never hurt anyone though, who agrees? Now I'm all over excited about my weekend to come. Damnit. Whyyyy am I such a freak? Is there really any explaination for it? Oh and I love how my topics never have anything to do with my posts. Well... Most of the time anyway. I also love how I share my personal life with complete strangers. Like they really care. Could be worse... I could be a transexual transvestite from transexual transylvania. I have no idea where that came from. Heh... Sooo... How is everyone who is still online at this hour? |
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![]() -i-twitch- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 ![]() |
Well, I am glad that I can entertain somebody around here. That's my goal in life. I'm glad you don't have to worry about your friend though.
I feel the need to ramble more. I want to run naked through the wilderness and feel the freedom. Weeeeee!!!! Soooo freeeeee!!!! Maybe next year for Halloween, I wil lgo as a nudist. Muahahaa! Ok, to prevent me from double posting, I'll add some more. While I'm being a nudist for next years Halloween, I'm going to sing Happy Together. Think about it... A naked person, on Halloween, singing... So happy together! I can't see me loving nobody but you for all of my life. Heh, I forget the rest of the words. |
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