Forgive me father, for I have sinned. |
 Nov 1 2007, 07:47 PM
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Repent and apologize for all the wrongdoings you have done recently! Of course just apologizing and repenting won't do anything, so you'll have to make it up in any way that seems fitting!
I apologize for being an a-hole and for being a cocky fag (lol get it!?!?). note: I interchange fag and a-hole, instead of fag and homo. oh and hm I'll make it up by being nicer now! |
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Nov 2 2007, 03:31 AM
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 -i-twitch- Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 |
1. Sorry for my impure thoughts.
2. Sorry that I post retarded topics. 3. Sorry about those little animals and the road kill. 4. Ummm... I'm sorry for all of those tiems I flashed people. 5. Sorry for streaking. 6. Sorry about that pole dancing too. 7. Sorry for the underage drinking I used to do and sometimes still do. 8. Sorry that I forgot to tie my shoes. 9. Hmmm... Sorry that I don't write to Santa anymore. 10. Sorry about not picking up the hitchhiking hippies. Instead I left them covered in mudd. 11. Sorry about that time I switched my sisters BC pills with tic tacs. 12. Oh yeah, sorry about the whips, chains, ropes, handcuffs, whipped cream, and gags that I keep in my room. 13. Sorry for that time I threatened to light that person on fire. 14. I'm sorry about owning that street corner. 15. Sorry that I refuse to get implants. 16. Sorry about that time I made my friend drink toilet water. ......... Yeah, there's so much more I'm sure. I have a lot of sins to confess. I'm really sorry. Can I be forgiven? Oh wait... I'm sorry for making some of that stuff up on my list. Wow, I feel so much better now. THANKS!!! |
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sharpnotflat Forgive me father Nov 1 2007, 07:47 PM
Moderator I'm sorry for lying yesterday. Nov 1 2007, 07:49 PM xtwitchyx Don't forgive me because I'm not sorry. I... Nov 1 2007, 07:55 PM Moderator ^ Aww...poor animals. Nov 1 2007, 08:00 PM Note I needa change my name again.
QUOTEDon't forg... Nov 1 2007, 08:00 PM xtwitchyx Mice, squirrels, rabbits, birds, road kill, etc. Nov 1 2007, 08:02 PM sharpnotflat darn this was supposed to be profound. Nov 1 2007, 08:06 PM Note forgive me for thinking bad thoughts about animals... Nov 1 2007, 08:10 PM xtwitchyx Sorry, let me try again.
I'm not sorry for ha... Nov 1 2007, 08:11 PM jeanna sorry but im going to continue to masturbating wit... Nov 1 2007, 08:13 PM Podomaht nobody is truly sorry anymore. Nov 1 2007, 08:13 PM xtwitchyx I'm sorry I didn't hug enough trees. I jus... Nov 1 2007, 08:19 PM 1angel3 Forgive me God for lying in the past Nov 1 2007, 08:25 PM Note oh, yah, lying, that's a good one. Forgive me ... Nov 1 2007, 08:31 PM karmakiller Forgive me for having naughtly dreams. Nov 1 2007, 11:01 PM RogueVanity Forgive me for spending my last $3 on highlig... Nov 2 2007, 03:24 AM IVIike I'm sorry for flipping out yesterday Nov 2 2007, 09:51 AM S-Majere Forgive me for spending so much of my life attacki... Nov 2 2007, 10:04 AM
karmakiller QUOTE(S-Majere @ Nov 2 2007, 10:04 A... Nov 2 2007, 09:37 PM
xtwitchyx QUOTE(S-Majere @ Nov 2 2007, 09:04 A... Nov 2 2007, 10:42 PM Sandraaa ^
Forgive me for feeling SO restless and constan... Nov 2 2007, 10:21 AM S-Majere ^ Mmm, if I did that I think all my friends would ... Nov 3 2007, 03:29 AM |
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