The Wife: The Epic Battle is Over. Options

[TangyBang]

BEGINNING CREDITS: BY POODANK AND DENKY OF STORMREAVER

Previously on Epic Wife:

Tangybang: "My wife beats me. Where do i get help with an abusive wife? She always comes home, drunk, and whips me. I'm scared to fight back. I need help."

Various Createblog Members: "Dude seriously?" "HAHA"

Tangybang: "You just don't understand me, forget it"

Createblog Member: "Nah i was just wondering seriously?"

--->
We asked for some help at Wal-Mart but she had called every store nearby the house.
[End of HEAR ME OUT]

[Help! The Wife is Back]
I took my kids and one of the cars to an apartment where I took refuge from her. She tracked me down like in a fugitive movie...

--->

Tangybang: "Help what do I do, she even took the World of Warcraft and shes scarring the kids!?"

Various Createblog Members: "Bring out your 2 inch dick and slap her!" "Get the MT on her"

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And Now... The Conclusion of The Battle of Wife-




The Battle went as followed:

[Wife]: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
[Tangybang]: "Stop yelling, get away from the kids!"
[Wife]: "Don't you f***ing tell me what to do!"
[Tangybang]: SHUT UP FOR ONCE, LISTEN YOUR TEARING OUR LIVES APART, ITS AS IF YOUR ON DRUGS EVERYDAY OR SOMETHING!

[Wife]: (Looks away)We'll settle this with WoW...
[Tangybang]: Let's do this

We gathered 3 Full Raid Groups-
(40 Hours into Battle)
[Main Tank]: HEAL! HEAL! DAMNIT HER SPIRIT IS TOO HIGH WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH POWER TO TAKE HER DOWN, SHE JUST GETS THE HEALTH BACK!
[Raid-Leader Tangybang]: HEY PRIEST WITH THE SWORD OF 1K TRUTHS, GET ON HER!
[Priest]: (Runs up, dies)
[Wife]: *RAWRRRRR* Eats up sword of 1k Truth
[Wife]: Swings tail and blows fire, draining Mana/Rage/Energy of Everyone!
(Everyone exhausts)
(80 More Hours into Battle)
<GM-Leader: Mr.Beans> A LIGHT OF ELUNE SHINES ON THIS GREAT PARTY! WE HAVE COME TO -
[Everyone]: DAMNIT SHUT THE F*** UP!
<GM-Leader: Mr. Beans> Mass Summons, Mass res, Calls Azeroth to playing field, level 1-70 and 71-80 Beta Testers!

(8 More Hours)

SHAAZMZAAAAMM RVVRMRMMMM BABUMMMMMMM
<Final GM>: *Dies*

[Tangybang]: AHHHH!!!!! EXXXOORRRCIISMSMMMMM!
[And the wife returns to level 1]....

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Thanks everyone for supporting the epic battle, especially false for telling us that legendary poem, and (forgot guys name) for being that voluntary healer... This concludes our legendary, battle!

[TangyBang]

Her heart