What would you do if? |
What would you do if? |
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So. There's this girl who's making up lies my boyfriend cheated on me. I know for a fact this isnt true because I know my boyfriend. Sure I probably just sound like a teen girl in denial but I'm not. My boyfriend [Eric] almost broke up with me the other night because I did something he completely didn't believe in. He's one for his beliefs and he believes that cheating is wrong completely and has told me if I ever do it he's DONE.
This girl also said she dated him, when I also know for a fact that he's only dated one other girl besides me. Like what would you do if there was a girl like that with you? I'm like.. going to go on a mass murder spree like why would she start something like that? PATHETIC MUCH?!?! |
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 273 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 547,099 ![]() |
YES!
Don't be mean to her. Walk up to her, be all nice, and stuff. And then dry-hump your boyfriend in front of her. Like, literally, right next to or in front of her. Ok, not dry-hump, but makeout/grope/cuddle/etc. Best way to hit her where it hurts. In the case that she isn't jealous, but simply hates you: Still, be nice. All kind. Wait. Be patient. And when the opportunity strikes. Aka, group of people around, lots of people, she does something stupid, you add in the fatal blow to really make it sink in so it goes from other people laughing WITH her to other people laughing AT her. It takes timing. And some mental preparation. But man, when you hit that sweet spot, it feels so good, and your victim is SO humiliated it's not funny. Actually, it's really funny. |
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