Log In · Register

 

Humor Forum Rules

Please respect our community and follow the rules. There are many types of humor so we can do without those that aim to hurt/offend individuals and groups of people alike.

The community guidelines are addressed to ALL forums, which means the humor forum is undoubtedly included. However, we stress that these rules are especially observed in this forum:


NO OBSCENITY
This includes, but is not limited to excessive swearing, flaming, posting of pornographic images Racism, Homophobic, sexist remarks or bigotry of any sort.
PICTURES: No nudity of any type is allowed on the boards.

NO DUPLICATE TOPICS
If a topic exists a couple of pages away covering the same issues then the new one will be deleted or merged. Look through the pages to see if it has already been posted, if not then it should be okay to post.


Please do not violate the guidelines. It is here for a reason and is not to be ignored.

Thank you.

The elephant and the fridge, a riddle!
orionpax
post Jun 17 2004, 04:56 AM
Post #1


::destroy ure tv::
****

Group: Member
Posts: 149
Joined: Jun 2004
Member No: 22,005



name 3 steps needed to put an elephant in a fridge.
 
 
Start new topic
Replies
orionpax
post Jun 17 2004, 08:13 AM
Post #2


::destroy ure tv::
****

Group: Member
Posts: 149
Joined: Jun 2004
Member No: 22,005



i bow before u! damn!

okay different one:

tarzan is having a party. he invites EVERY SINGLE LIVING THING in the jungle. EVERYTHING ok...now he allocates seats for everyone. he doesnt miss a soul. when the party starts, ONE animal is missing. which animal is it?
 

Posts in this topic
orionpax   The elephant and the fridge   Jun 17 2004, 04:56 AM
krnxswat   Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the ...   Jun 17 2004, 06:28 AM
orionpax   genius! okay, next one: name 4 steps needed t...   Jun 17 2004, 07:05 AM
shawty_redd   open the fridge, remove the elephant, put the gira...   Jun 17 2004, 07:36 AM
orionpax   i bow before u! damn! okay different one:...   Jun 17 2004, 08:13 AM
rae   The giraffe, because he's still in the refrige...   Jun 17 2004, 09:06 AM
orionpax   goodness! hmm i should have expected this. whe...   Jun 17 2004, 09:42 AM
Luster Soldier   um...the dog isn't supposed to return? All he ...   Jun 17 2004, 11:30 AM
FlamingFungi   he was at the animal meeting   Jun 17 2004, 11:51 AM
orionpax   sigh. yea. he was at the party. u guys are no fun....   Jun 17 2004, 12:12 PM
krnxswat   QUOTE(orionpax @ Jun 17 2004, 1:12 PM)sigh. y...   Jun 17 2004, 06:37 PM
FlamingFungi   QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jun 17 2004, 6:37 PM)No, bec...   Jun 17 2004, 07:53 PM
krnxswat   QUOTE(FlamingFungi @ Jun 17 2004, 8:53 PM) hu...   Jun 17 2004, 07:55 PM
LatinaLady   thats alot of posts taken off. but yeah some one d...   Jun 20 2004, 03:15 PM
FlamingFungi   QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ Jun 20 2004, 3:15 PM)tha...   Jun 20 2004, 04:52 PM
faithin_felix   QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jun 17 2004, 7:55 PM)Uh. Ple...   Jun 21 2004, 12:05 PM
krnxswat   QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Jun 21 2004, 1:05 PM)an...   Jun 21 2004, 12:34 PM
iheartsimba   open the door, pick up the elephant, put it in   Jun 21 2004, 12:35 PM


Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members: