cB is Hiring! Options

[*Spencer*]

So you think you have what it takes to become a staff member on cB? Great, because we're looking for more people to hire! Remember, being a cB staff member is a job that takes responsibility and dedication, and not just a title to show off.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR

• Hypocrites. You must be willing to do so in an orderly manner. We only tolerate the best. If you can't be fake, GET THE FUCK OUT! Or just don't apply.

AVAILABLE POSITIONS

• People Staff: People Staff are in charge of modding the Community Forums. They have no final say in any big decisions and are often overlooked.
• Design Staff: Design Staff are in charge of modding the Design Forums. They never participate in anything going on and live in the queue. They're input is asked for, but not required, nor recieved.

REQUIREMENTS

• Hypocritical thinking.
• Any messaging system that is not associated with the forums! You must know how to use it as it is means for you to secretly single out who you hate without it being considered bashing as it isn't part of the forums.

HOW TO APPLY
We're desperate, so just apply!

Deadline is October 16th for applications, so get to submitting!

Please don't be afraid to apply as we'll read almost every application and judge the hell out of you!

APPLICATIONS ONLY!

**If you're selected, you will immediately assume the position of superior power, but your opinion still won't matter. It's like being a member with special powers, but these special powers suck.**

[Smoogrish]

Okay, whoaaa.

I just looked through like five bazillion pages of old backstage stuff (from cbblast, right?) and I have to say I'm shocked (and more than a little disappointed) with what's happening. I mean, I pretty much have no right to say this, seeing as I wasn't here for like a year, but seriously. You guys need to stop the shit-talking and double-crossing and lies and just CUT THE CRAP.

Staff members are supposed to be "setting a good example" (harhar), not trashing each other and talking about other members behind their backs Backstage. That's not what it's supposed to be used for.

I was wondering where all the staff went.

Btw Spencer, this is an amazing topic.

MELISSA FOR ADMIN, LAWLZ.