cB is Hiring! Options

[*Spencer*]

So you think you have what it takes to become a staff member on cB? Great, because we're looking for more people to hire! Remember, being a cB staff member is a job that takes responsibility and dedication, and not just a title to show off.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR

• Hypocrites. You must be willing to do so in an orderly manner. We only tolerate the best. If you can't be fake, GET THE FUCK OUT! Or just don't apply.

AVAILABLE POSITIONS

• People Staff: People Staff are in charge of modding the Community Forums. They have no final say in any big decisions and are often overlooked.
• Design Staff: Design Staff are in charge of modding the Design Forums. They never participate in anything going on and live in the queue. They're input is asked for, but not required, nor recieved.

REQUIREMENTS

• Hypocritical thinking.
• Any messaging system that is not associated with the forums! You must know how to use it as it is means for you to secretly single out who you hate without it being considered bashing as it isn't part of the forums.

HOW TO APPLY
We're desperate, so just apply!

Deadline is October 16th for applications, so get to submitting!

Please don't be afraid to apply as we'll read almost every application and judge the hell out of you!

APPLICATIONS ONLY!

**If you're selected, you will immediately assume the position of superior power, but your opinion still won't matter. It's like being a member with special powers, but these special powers suck.**

[*souperstition*]

any my app again!

i would like to apply for design staff.
i have little to no experience with photoshop, and have no idea how to create a hyperlink with HTML.

But I'm great at redirecting people to tutorials! Sometimes I just say "oh gee i dunno!" and then wait for someone who actually deserves to be on design staff for "what they know" but is sadly still a regular member, to answer all the questions.

but i dont think createblog hires people based on things they know. i mean thats just stupid... HELLO?!

HIRED!

Jeng, I'm too lazy to look at your posts. I need you to be a bit more thorough in telling me why you think you should be considered for staff. Try a good two paragraphs, bonus points if you make me scroll. Good examples are "I have the ability to do a complete 180 if needed if it means agreeing with the majority of staff members" or "one of my biggest pet peeves is people who don't post anonymously in Anonymous Shoutouts, and as CB Staff I will make it my top priority to put a stop to that nonsense." No worries, though, I won't read it all. My mind's already made up. You'll find out after the hiring session. Good luck!